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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:54:21 »

If you think you have a food allergy, you probably don't. Especially if it's gluten.

Unless you do, and then you really know you do, and know what you can eat and can't eat.
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 03:57:34 »

Sometimes you will end up being the sober(er) one. Think of it as penance for all the times you weren't.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:01:12 »

All chemical vices are allowed on special occasions. Until the special occasion becomes Tuesday morning before work.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:04:57 »

Learn when to say 'no'. But also know that 'yes' is almost always the better option.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:09:01 »

Have a local pub that you go to a lot.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:11:05 »

Always be nice to bar-staff.
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:12:26 »

Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:13:48 »

Don't take the piss out of people who are worse off than you. Always aim up.
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:23:23 »

If you are over 15 then you shouldn't be spraying yourself with Lynx.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:25:31 »

Well done steak is a waste of a cow. Always respect your meat.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:28:48 »

Learn from people's mistakes. But just because somebody failed at something, don't underestimate your ability to do the same thing better.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:30:15 »

Train journeys are always an excuse to drink overpriced cans of Stella.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 04:34:57 »

If you're really poor, the best alcohol/£ is supermarket own brand cream sherry.

If you can't afford that then at least try to get Frosty Jacks instead of White Ace.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 06:50:44 »

Respect is earned, not just given. Living to an old age doesn't automatically entitle you to it.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 06:51:51 »

Rabbit is a really tasty, easily bred meat. We should all eat more of it.
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