Jehovah's Witnesses

[RWB Robin]

Good choice - worth it for the spread they put on at the Gurdwara alone!

Errrr no.....Gurudwaras are the meeting places of Sikhs not Hindus!!

[Ironside]

Hindus do not eat beef and many are vegetarians.
Muslims do not eat pork or drink alcohol.
Sikhs do not eat beef.
Jews do not eat pork.
Buddhist can eat meat, but they think about where it came from. As far as I can tell road kill is the only safe meat, morally speaking.

And so for those reasons, they are off my list.

Nando's is the way forward

[Ironside]

Yeah you forgot the Jews....I suppose an understandable oversight, but there are still a few left despite your lots last serious pogrom.

Fuck..I thought all of those hook nosed cunts were dead...

[dell returns]

Just stick a blood donor sticker in your window. Its is to them like garlic is to vampires.

 

[walcot red]

This has been a good sunday so far, I was watching the Brizzle Wovers game on the box, when I disturbed by two rather religious people at my front door. I decided the best way to handle this situation would be to answer the door in nothing but my boxers, hopefully this would scare them off so i could then continue watching tv in my boxers. But noooo there they stood they asked me if i religous. So I ripped off some of Russell Howards stand up, I am sometimes religious yes, they asked me to explain so I said 'when you stub your toe you say oh god, and at the height of sexual ecstacy you say oh god' They then said thats not we meant, so then I said well please clarify they were saying how god moves in mysterious ways and what my thoughts were, so I then said 'Yeah god is really cool. we've on a 10 game unbeaten run and we're looking pretty good everygame.' Again they still stood there they asked me if I was celebrating xmas this year and would I be going to church. So I then said to them I'll be spending xmas with my family and friends but unfortunatly I wouldn't be going to church this year. I was then asked why? to whch my reply was we're playing away. I then said it was lovely talking to you today but I must be going my xmas tree is waiting to be decoreated, merry xmas.