Jehovah's Witnesses

[wiggy]

They have just been tound our estate, usual mix of old biddies and crackpots.

However, there was one girl with them in her early 20's who was absolutley jaw-droppingly gorgeous. If she didn't have an old guy with her I would have invited her in to show me the way to heaven.

[Bob's Orange]

We have one at our work. She's a bit of a loner but generally ok. However when people bring in cakes or biscuits she always has to ask what the occasion is. If its for a birthday or something similar she won't take one.

[Jimmy Glass is an Alien]

We have one at our work. She's a bit of a loner but generally ok. However when people bring in cakes or biscuits she always has to ask what the occasion is. If its for a birthday or something similar she won't take one.

Couldn't you just lie to her and tell her its just because? 

[china red]

We had one at school who's surname was Zebedee.  Bloody weird

[Batch]

We had some Plymouth Brethren at school. None of them were that fit. It must be hard to try and interact with other kids when you are not allowed to listen to music or watch TV/films.

[ronnie21]

I had them around at the door as well today, they got their usual response "Look, I've always been polite and said no thanks, I have asked you to ensure that his address is not called at in the future, now will you please fuck off!"  And this guy just wouldn't take no for an answer and was still rabbitting on, guess he saw me as a challenge!!  He did go when I reminded him I had told him to go away and he was now trespassing, bastard even smiled at me and said have a good day!!!!!!!!

[Arriba]

"Sorry i'm busy" Door shut. They don't even get a word in when they knock on my door.

[Batch]

Just stick a blood donor sticker in your window. Its is to them like garlic is to vampires.

[Barry Scott]

I've noticed a fair number of Mormons around recently and they're equally as mental. I chatted to some, because I was cornered, offended them, I think/hope, and then noticed them cycle off. Since then I've noticed loads of smartly dressed, early 20s men, riding around town in pairs that appear to fit the same mould.

[Batch]

I've noticed a fair number of Mormons around recently and they're equally as mental.

Hence the South Park mormon episode and then The Book of Mormon.

dum dum dum dum dumb.

[Bob's Orange]

Couldn't you just lie to her and tell her its just because? 

Sometimes we do!

[Gethimout]

Read this and i actually thought i have no idea what they stand for! Checked it out and i'm out! Who would want to get in with that???

[Bob's Orange]

Read this and i actually thought i have no idea what they stand for! Checked it out and i'm out! Who would want to get in with that???

Because there are 'freaks' in all walks of life.

There may even be some on this forum, you just never know!

[Gethimout]

Because there are 'freaks' in all walks of life.

There may even be some on this forum, you just never know!

True! Next time one pops around i may quiz them about the sexual abuse* that goes on and see how that affects them!

*allegedly

[jonny72]

Sometimes we do!

I hope you tell her the real reason a few days later and that she's now going to burn in hell due to her sinning.

The worst part of all this religious shit for me is parents forcing in on their kids rather than letting them decide for themselves.  It's the reason my parents didn't have me christened and I'm glad they didn't, I'm as non religious as they come and I wouldn't like it if I had been as its not the sort of thing you can undo.

A girl I was at school with was a JW, she wasnt allowed to do Christmas cards or any of the other shit even though she wanted too. Pretty rough on a kid who doesn't really understand it.