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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, November 29, 2011, 23:10:50 » |
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A firm "fuck off" seems to do the trick at the door.
Couldn't help but think of this!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, November 29, 2011, 23:53:55 » |
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I don't encounter JWs too often. However, I learnt recently that their whole theology is based on a mistranslation of one word in John's gospel. I'll have to resist the urge to sit them down and explain it to them next time they call!
Haha Bible snobery. Brilliant. |
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, November 29, 2011, 23:55:08 » |
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Haha Bible snobery. Brilliant.
You go for it R4E, I'd enjoy being a fly on the wall for that. |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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Ironside
Wir müssen die Liberalen ausrotten
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 00:27:43 » |
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JW's are cunts.
Catholics are cunts.
Protestants (Including anyone who aint Catholic) are cunts.
Muslims are cunts.
Buddists are cunts.
Shik's are cunts.
Voodooists are cunts.
Athiests are cunts
Did I forget anyone?
My apologies, you are a cunt.
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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Bennett
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 07:36:41 » |
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vaguely linked:
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 10:05:51 » |
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JW's are cunts.
Catholics are cunts.
Protestants (Including anyone who aint Catholic) are cunts.
Muslims are cunts.
Buddists are cunts.
Shik's are cunts.
Voodooists are cunts.
Athiests are cunts
Did I forget anyone?
My apologies, you are a cunt.
Yeah you forgot the Jews....I suppose an understandable oversight, but there are still a few left despite your lots last serious pogrom. |
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 10:21:37 » |
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I like Sikhs and Buddhists, they're all pretty chilled out and not pushy.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 10:44:47 » |
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If i had to be religious i'd choose hinduism because it looks bonkers
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Things get better but they never get good
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Benzel
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 10:46:51 » |
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If i had to be religious i'd choose hinduism because it looks bonkers
Ha same. That ep of Idiot Abroad when he attends Holy Day was pretty good. That looks like a lot of fun. |
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 12:50:04 » |
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Yeah, you don't need to wear clothes and can play with your cock and balls all day long.
Now there's a religion that speaks to me.
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I bleed Red
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 16:50:55 » |
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Just got a Jehovahs witness advent calendar.
Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off
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There is a forgotten, well almost a forbidden word, which means more to me than any other.
That word is ENGLAND!!!
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 21:19:03 » |
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If i had to be religious i'd choose hinduism because it looks bonkers
Good choice - worth it for the spread they put on at the Gurdwara alone! |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Batch
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 21:50:30 » |
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If i had to be religious i'd choose hinduism because it looks bonkers
Hindus do not eat beef and many are vegetarians. Muslims do not eat pork or drink alcohol. Sikhs do not eat beef. Jews do not eat pork. Buddhist can eat meat, but they think about where it came from. As far as I can tell road kill is the only safe meat, morally speaking. And so for those reasons, they are off my list. |
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, November 30, 2011, 22:46:45 » |
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Nice little debate.
One or two of you may have watched (now dead) American comedian George Carlin over the years. If you haven't, have a look at him in action and in full flow on the subject of religion..
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 00:24:18 » |
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I've seen quite a bit of his stand-up. The bloke's superb.
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