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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 14:21:31 » |
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I would have posted up pics / links to profiles for advice re likely candidates but was unsure if that would break forum rules.
It doesn't. Keep up the good fight.
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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:07:36 » |
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OK, first up a couple of warnings for fellow board members. Also I must confess that I had to lie about my age to resgister with some of these sites. Beware user mkmiaow [url width=90 height=90]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/55/plxaxo4530_124612887.jpg[/url] [url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/22/fubaosmgne_117893277.jpg[/url] [url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/42/fubaosmgne_117893355.jpg[/url] From her profile Hello, I'm currently in a relationship but we are open minded and I am interested in meeting men, women or couples for no-strings fun and also friendships. I was given the impression Miss Miaow's boyfriend was keen to watch as another satisfied his gf. Seemed like a sweet deal. However after a couple of telephone conversations it became apparent that Jack is wishing to particpate. He seems keen to take a trip up the tradesmans entrance & Miss Miaow is not the intended recipient. In short Jack intends to leave your arse looking like a Japanese flag. As per reply #60 above, beware candidate louloou http://www.plentyoffish.com/member22755171.htm (WARNING HER PROFILE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK)[url width=190 height=250]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/78/55/nzgpykzfvq_113352642.jpg[/url] Best avoided, I suspect she's been shot over more times than Sarajevo, groan & grunt like a punched Lasagna.
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« Reply #62 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:19:04 » |
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Narrowed it down to 2.
bangtidy69 [url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/75/54/efumyj45h3_101148629-2.jpg[/url]
hotbexbabe [url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/13/q4jdi2jdos_119187961.jpg[/url]
Thoughts?
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:20:03 » |
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Wheres your profile photo. I could be interested
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:25:23 » |
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Wheres your profile photo. I could be interested
Like I told Miss Miaow, I don't roll like that happy crappy.
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« Reply #65 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:38:36 » |
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Wheres your profile photo. I could be interested
Me too, we could "Eiffel Tower" you if you like?
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« Reply #66 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:42:12 » |
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I'm in
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #67 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:49:37 » |
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It's threads like this that restore my faith in the TEF Top work
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Ginginho
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« Reply #68 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:58:20 » |
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Agreed, whether repeatoffender is legit or not, he has made me chuckle.
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Huwwy
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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 16:20:22 » |
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Narrowed it down to 2.
bangtidy69 [url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/75/54/efumyj45h3_101148629-2.jpg[/url]
hotbexbabe [url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/13/q4jdi2jdos_119187961.jpg[/url]
Thoughts?
Why narrow it down? Have a pop at both and then post the pictures. We all need cheering up.
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 17:09:36 » |
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Why narrow it down? Have a pop at both and then post the pictures. We all need cheering up.
We have another contender " swallowbird" [url width=540 height=379]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/78/14/wbko0diq5q_124486893.jpg[/url] She has instructed me to meet her & bang her like a naughty drum in addition I'm instructed to do this until she's unable to remember her own name I was worried that I wouldn't be able to take her into licensed premises as I get ID'd & knocked back. I called her on a very poor mobile line and offered to take her out for something to eat. The line was a bit crackly, I think she want's us to go to her Uncle Dunc's restaurant.
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 17:16:14 » |
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We have another contender "swallowbird" [url width=540 height=379]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/78/14/wbko0diq5q_124486893.jpg[/url]
She has instructed me to meet her &
in addition I'm instructed to do this
I was worried that I wouldn't be able to take her into licensed premises as I get ID'd & knocked back. I called her on a very poor mobile line and offered to take her out for something to eat. The line was a bit crackly, I think she want's us to go to her Uncle Dunc's restaurant.
are you going to order hairy pie
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 17:17:59 » |
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Bang her like a naughty drum Brilliant !!!!!!!
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Huwwy
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« Reply #73 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 17:25:51 » |
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Don't worry about taking any of them into licensed premises. Show your class by bringing them to the game on Saturday. You'll get plenty of privacy.
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« Reply #74 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 15:45:52 » |
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Thought I'd found myself a stunner, after much coaxing I managed to get hold of a photo.
[url width=533 height=400]http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy115/HAL_Photobucket/395635900.jpg[/url]
However something about the photograph bothered me, couldn't quite put my finger on it.
This morning I realised she's a younger version of Coronation Street's Hayley Cropper. If I'm honest I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or aroused by this.
[url width=200 height=200]http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/jun2007/1/8/2ED72666-F104-C2F8-6D2EECAFBC08C536.jpg[/url]
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