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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 16:17:00 » |
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everytime he posts i keep getting a vision of the moff man in silence of the lambs  |
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 16:28:10 » |
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Haha, quality. We have got to find his profile.
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 16:39:31 » |
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repeatoffender, AKA Buffalo Bill
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 16:56:03 » |
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I come from a land down-under
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 17:00:37 » |
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He's probably on a date now, engaging her with conversations like "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again". Of course I'll feel bad if repeatoffender turns out to be real/genuine! |
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 17:21:38 » |
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Of course I'll feel bad if repeatoffender turns out to be real/genuine!
Really? |
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 17:33:11 » |
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Really?
A little bit. I mean everyone taking the piss would be harsh. But I'm as near to 100% sure its a wind up. |
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 17:43:27 » |
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It's Batch!
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2011, 17:46:35 » |
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It's kim jong il, so ronrey
[url width=275 height=229]http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss322/briebrie702/kimjongil2.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 09:17:16 » |
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There seems to be a lot of piss taking going on here but little in the way of tangible advice. I was really after somebody who could give some guidance re correct online dating site etiquette.
However I've received a good number of responses to my posted profile & it's my intention to reply to all. In terms of etiquette it seems it's a case of anything goes. I have to say I was surprised by the number of requests for intimate photographs, one respondent in particular made it quite clear that she is a fan of the long love dagger which was a little daunting.
I decided to oblige but of course ensured I presented myself in the best possible light. The plan was to take a picture of the requested item from above while it was on the kitchen table. I then had a master stroke, we have a number of those tiny coke cans they give out on flights in the house (about 1/3 normal size). I decided to position this next to my manhood. From above there is no way to tell it's not a normal 330ml size can and if used as a reference it's rather flattering.
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 09:18:40 » |
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I heard having a beer with the lead singer from the Levellers gets you more .
HTH
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 09:21:19 » |
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 09:51:43 » |
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 10:03:54 » |
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I then had a master stroke,
Might as well if you've already got him out I spose. |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 14:18:49 » |
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The smoke & mirrors job on the photographs seems to have done the trick.
User loulou36 seemed keen but I think it's fair to say her intimate photographs had me right on the back foot. Unkept would be an understatment I would imagine it resembled Terry Waite's allotment after his spell chained to a radiator in Beiruit. It's hard to describe the image she e-mailed me..... like a horse's collar perhaps. No doubt the result of enough love truncheon to make a bannister down the M4.
I've made no secret of the fact that I'm a novice when it comes to affairs of the heart & as such felt it wise to decline the offer of a meet.
In the world of online dating is exclusivity expected? If so I need to make some decisions pretty quickly.
I would have posted up pics / links to profiles for advice re likely candidates but was unsure if that would break forum rules.
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