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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #75 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 17:02:03 »

I'd do both.
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« Reply #76 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 17:15:14 »

I'd do both.

Has Hayley still got a nob? She could do you....
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woolster

« Reply #77 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 18:53:18 »

Has Hayley still got a nob? She could do you....
Yes
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« Reply #78 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 18:55:44 »

Thought I'd found myself a stunner, after much coaxing I managed to get hold of a photo.

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where does she come from, has a nice pair of fun bags













However something about the photograph bothered me, couldn't quite put my finger on it.

This morning I realised she's a younger version of Coronation Street's Hayley Cropper. If I'm honest I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or aroused by this.

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« Reply #79 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 19:07:34 »


Your message is too cryptic for me woolster, try again but this time make it easy for me.

Looks like the Gods are smiling on me, my parents are planning to go away for the weekend a week on Friday. Which will give me free run of the house. An ideal opportunity to exploit my online dating efforts.
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woolster

« Reply #80 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 19:09:52 »

Your message is to cryptic for me woolster, try again but this time make it easy for me.

Looks like the Gods are smiling on me, my parents are planning to go away for the weekend a week on Friday. Which will give me free run of the house. An ideal opportunity to exploit my online dating efforts.
i see wot you did there Girl Giggle
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« Reply #81 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 19:20:17 »

i see wot you did there Girl Giggle
Not intentional, just failed to see your question apologies. Her name is Vicky & she isn't one of the intimate encounter crew. I'd rather not post her location.

As you're such a fan

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« Reply #82 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 19:33:19 »

Turn her into an angry pirate.
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« Reply #83 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 19:56:49 »

Turn her into an angry pirate.
Can't get her to agree to meet. I mentioned I ride a moped, things went down hill from there.
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« Reply #84 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:02:29 »

Well I'd imagine going uphill would be quite a struggle.
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« Reply #85 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:10:10 »

Turn her into an angry pirate.

Thank god for urban dictionary so that I can understand your deviant ways.
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« Reply #86 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:12:50 »

Cheesy Don't know if a Russian Torpedo is a bit much on a first date?
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« Reply #87 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:52:56 »

Thank god for urban dictionary so that I can understand your deviant ways.

I never thought to check myself, but now I just did!

 
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« Reply #88 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 20:56:28 »

Cheesy Don't know if a Russian Torpedo is a bit much on a first date?

hahaha! I've heard of the angry pirate but never heard that, probably best saved for the second date that one
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« Reply #89 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 21:52:12 »

Turn her into an angry pirate.

Now i know why Wovvers nickname are the pirates Cheesy
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