Online Dating, advice required.

[sonicyouth]

I would have posted up pics / links to profiles for advice re likely candidates but was unsure if that would break forum rules.

It doesn't.

Keep up the good fight.

[repeatoffender]

OK, first up a couple of warnings for fellow board members. Also I must confess that I had to lie about my age to resgister with some of these sites.

Beware user mkmiaow
[url width=90 height=90]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/55/plxaxo4530_124612887.jpg[/url]

[url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/22/fubaosmgne_117893277.jpg[/url]

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From her profile

Hello,
I'm currently in a relationship but we are open minded and I am interested in meeting men, women or couples for no-strings fun and also friendships.

I was given the impression Miss Miaow's boyfriend was keen to watch as another satisfied his gf. Seemed like a sweet deal. However after a couple of telephone conversations it became apparent that Jack is wishing to particpate. He seems keen to take a trip up the tradesmans entrance & Miss Miaow is not the intended recipient. In short Jack intends to leave your arse looking like a Japanese flag.

As per reply #60 above, beware candidate louloou http://www.plentyoffish.com/member22755171.htm (WARNING HER PROFILE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

[url width=190 height=250]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/78/55/nzgpykzfvq_113352642.jpg[/url]

Best avoided, I suspect she's been shot over more times than Sarajevo, groan & grunt like a punched Lasagna.

[repeatoffender]

Narrowed it down to 2.

bangtidy69
[url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/75/54/efumyj45h3_101148629-2.jpg[/url]

hotbexbabe
[url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/13/q4jdi2jdos_119187961.jpg[/url]

Thoughts?

[Don Rogers Shop]

Wheres your profile photo. I could be interested

[repeatoffender]

Wheres your profile photo. I could be interested

Like I told Miss Miaow, I don't roll like that happy crappy.

[Ginginho]

Wheres your profile photo. I could be interested

Me too, we could "Eiffel Tower" you if you like?

[Don Rogers Shop]

I'm in

[Fred Elliot]

It's threads like this that restore my faith in the TEF


Top work

 

[Ginginho]

Agreed, whether repeatoffender is legit or not, he has made me chuckle.

[Huwwy]

Narrowed it down to 2.

bangtidy69
[url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/75/54/efumyj45h3_101148629-2.jpg[/url]

hotbexbabe
[url width=75 height=75]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/thumbnails/78/13/q4jdi2jdos_119187961.jpg[/url]

Thoughts?

Why narrow it down? Have a pop at both and then post the pictures. We all need cheering up.

[repeatoffender]

Why narrow it down? Have a pop at both and then post the pictures. We all need cheering up.

We have another contender "swallowbird"
[url width=540 height=379]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/78/14/wbko0diq5q_124486893.jpg[/url]

She has instructed me to meet her &

bang her like a naughty drum

in addition I'm instructed to do this

until she's unable to remember her own name

I was worried that I wouldn't be able to take her into licensed premises as I get ID'd & knocked back.  I called her on a very poor mobile line and offered to take her out for something to eat. The line was a bit crackly, I think she want's us to go to her Uncle Dunc's restaurant.

[woolster]

We have another contender "swallowbird"
[url width=540 height=379]http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/78/14/wbko0diq5q_124486893.jpg[/url]

She has instructed me to meet her &

in addition I'm instructed to do this

I was worried that I wouldn't be able to take her into licensed premises as I get ID'd & knocked back.  I called her on a very poor mobile line and offered to take her out for something to eat. The line was a bit crackly, I think she want's us to go to her Uncle Dunc's restaurant.

are you going to order hairy pie

[Fred Elliot]

Bang her like a naughty drum


Brilliant !!!!!!!

 

[Huwwy]

Don't worry about taking any of them into licensed premises. Show your class by bringing them to the game on Saturday. You'll get plenty of privacy.

[repeatoffender]

Thought I'd found myself a stunner, after much coaxing I managed to get hold of a photo.

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However something about the photograph bothered me, couldn't quite put my finger on it.

This morning I realised she's a younger version of Coronation Street's Hayley Cropper. If I'm honest I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or aroused by this.

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