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« Reply #150 on: Saturday, June 26, 2010, 23:52:33 »

You've been wanking into the baskets haven't you? Like a kind of kinky Prince Charles

Actually there is a real story to tell here. In the early spring I used one of my tubs as an ashtray. Filled the bugger up with cigar butts. I then dug them in with some new compost and put some seedlings in a month ago. Fuck me, they have become like triffids. Amazing. Double the size of a 'control' tub. I might just have found a secret recipe for horticultural incredulity and a whole new business.

Give us your dog ends Davis.
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« Reply #151 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 07:29:32 »

Give us your dog ends Davis.
You'd be astonished how infrequently I hear that phrase Smiley
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« Reply #152 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 12:16:50 »

sunday morning, walk to bakery, freshly cooked croissant, cup of coffee and sunday mirror, sat on beach happy as pig in shit when a 10/10 women worthy of the stunners comp comes and sits no more than 20 foot away from me and strips to a bikini. lush
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« Reply #153 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 13:03:22 »

Walking the Dog round Coate Water sayind "Good Morning" to everyone I see.
Yummy Sunny Mummys .
Walking home via old Town and having a pint on the way.
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« Reply #154 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 18:19:00 »

How much of twats some blokes looked dressed up as RAF Pilots after the todays match. Where are you going to go from there fellas?
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« Reply #155 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 20:18:39 »

Watching Heinze get pushed over by a young Mexican.
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« Reply #156 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 20:19:13 »

Watching Heinze get smashed in the face with a TV Camera while celebrating a goal.
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« Reply #157 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:00:13 »

A perfectly cooked steak.  Fresh bedsheets.  A mid afternoon nap.  Reading a book knowing you should be doing something more productive.  And scratching.
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« Reply #158 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:12:19 »

Cider.
Chinese takeaways.
Indian takeaways.
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« Reply #159 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:14:37 »

Cider.
Chinese takeaways.
Indian takeaways.

So you like food and booze - how very imaginative, you punto driving cunt.
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« Reply #160 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:17:56 »

finally getting to the end of the washing up.

How I've managed to use 8 knifes, 8 spoons and 7 forks I'll never know!
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« Reply #161 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:19:04 »

So you like food and booze - how very imaginative, you punto driving cunt.

love you too.

has anyone dented yours yet? some twats done mine
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« Reply #162 on: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 23:20:39 »

love you too.

has anyone dented yours yet? some twats done mine

Yep - in the garage at the moment, funnily enough.  Some dozy cunt (me) drove it straight into the back of another car, denting the front bumper.  Pretty sure it was the Germans' fault.
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« Reply #163 on: Monday, June 28, 2010, 15:06:38 »

Picalily
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« Reply #164 on: Monday, June 28, 2010, 15:11:37 »

ice cold cherry coke
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