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« Reply #180 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 12:35:03 »

Organising outings with friends so you have lots to look forward to!
Shopping trip to Westfields & Twilight cinema trip in Team Edward or Jacob Tshirts soon! Yay!
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« Reply #181 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 12:39:46 »

finding out the accounts assistant has dumped the chef, and he has turned into a stalker.  soapy tit wank
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« Reply #182 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 13:16:35 »

finding out the accounts assistant has dumped the chef, and he has turned into a stalker.  soapy tit wank
Do you live in an episode of "The Lakes"?
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« Reply #183 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 14:37:38 »

What i made myself for lunch: Roasted jersey royals, sweet potato, squash, red peppers, cherry tomatoes, onions, garlic, chilli and paprika all roasted up with a juicy roast chicken breast. If I'd made more I would've fucked it.
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« Reply #184 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 14:55:21 »

Cutting my lawn, filling the skip and hammering in some nails knowing that it fucks off the neighbors after they've been working all night.

It's good to get these type of jobs done at the start of the day.
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« Reply #185 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:30:56 »

finding out the accounts assistant has dumped the chef, and he has turned into a stalker.  soapy tit wank

Safe to eat in the canteen again ?
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #186 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:35:37 »

She had it all planned Nev, bean counting the days.
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« Reply #187 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:51:44 »

Wonder were that romance sprouted from anyway.
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I like it firm and fruity.
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« Reply #188 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 16:52:41 »

She had it all planned Nev, bean counting the days.

All credit to her then.
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« Reply #189 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 18:42:22 »

[Pun scan]

All credit to her then.

[/Pun scan]

Nope, it's clean.

What the fuck!?
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« Reply #190 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 18:52:15 »

[Pun scan]

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Nope, it's clean.

What the fuck!?

No it's not...credit  Sad
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« Reply #191 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 19:04:36 »

Ah, he changed the pun type from vegetables to an accountancy term.
That's a poor effort.
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« Reply #192 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 19:26:07 »

Doing a red light on my pushbike whilst all of the motor vehicles have to wait. Suckers!
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« Reply #193 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 19:34:54 »

Remembering that the yellow filth exist, and will always exist in the shadow of the mighty reds.
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« Reply #194 on: Tuesday, June 29, 2010, 21:21:52 »

Ah, he changed the pun type from vegetables to an accountancy term.
That's a poor effort.

Sorry sir, but a bean counter is a derogatory term for an accountant. Sussex came up with a masterful 'cross-topic' pun. I therefore had to choose which way to proceed.
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