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« Reply #28335 on: Friday, September 1, 2023, 19:45:26 »

Good thing you talked him out of it really, could have ended up as a criminal doing anything for the next hit.
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« Reply #28336 on: Friday, September 1, 2023, 19:55:46 »

I remember the story when he managed to jizz on his own clothes by mistake.
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« Reply #28337 on: Friday, September 1, 2023, 20:13:48 »

I remember the story when he managed to jizz on his own clothes by mistake.

He said it was a mistake..
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« Reply #28338 on: Friday, September 1, 2023, 20:18:49 »

He wasn’t fussy. He used to say “a drill’s a drill”. That polo shirt was the longest sexual relationship he ever had.
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« Reply #28339 on: Friday, September 1, 2023, 20:22:08 »

Do we know if he’s inside? I’d be surprised if he got a custodial sentence but he obviously needed/needs a massive kick in his tiny balls help.

That thread is fucking hilarious.
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« Reply #28340 on: Friday, September 1, 2023, 20:25:35 »

I too have missed you Ells, but what in the name of fuck has brought you back?
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« Reply #28341 on: Friday, September 1, 2023, 20:29:48 »

They let me out.  Wink

Someone else who posts on here mentioned that you guys were talking about the lack of female posters, and also I wanted to join the FPL league because no one else understands what my team name is about…
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« Reply #28342 on: Saturday, September 2, 2023, 15:58:15 »

If this is the cream of Russian young men, there is hope for Ukraine

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« Reply #28343 on: Sunday, September 3, 2023, 05:02:13 »

I remember the story when he managed to jizz on his own clothes by mistake.

The best story was the one where he decided to go down on a Spanish prostitute.
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« Reply #28344 on: Sunday, September 3, 2023, 06:33:23 »

Haha holy shit I'd completely forgotten that... he must be riddled by now.
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« Reply #28345 on: Sunday, September 3, 2023, 10:03:50 »

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The best story was the one where he decided to go down on a Spanish prostitute.

I don't remember that. I don't think I want to.
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« Reply #28346 on: Sunday, September 3, 2023, 12:01:15 »

Here you go: https://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=44458.msg978313#msg978313
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« Reply #28347 on: Sunday, September 3, 2023, 12:07:12 »

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you knew I'd read it, didn't you

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« Reply #28348 on: Monday, September 4, 2023, 09:15:22 »


Jesus the TEF is a very different place these days (bar the discussions about how good musicals are perhaps....)
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« Reply #28349 on: Monday, September 4, 2023, 09:18:11 »

Well, certain subjects aren’t even allowed to be discussed for fear of offending some nerdy fucker.
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