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« Reply #27165 on: Monday, August 1, 2022, 18:12:02 »

Prunes are dried plums, I think.

Thought figs were used as a laxative. Maybe I’ve mixed them up.
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« Reply #27166 on: Monday, August 1, 2022, 20:41:08 »

Prunes are dried plums, I think.

Thought figs were used as a laxative. Maybe I’ve mixed them up.

They’re both used as a laxative. Figs either dried, fresh off the tree and ripe or as a syrup. Plums the same except for maybe plum syrup or juice. I guess it’s the fibre element in both cases but the fig syrup may contain certain elements that a plumb juice doesn’t?
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« Reply #27167 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 08:21:49 »

They’re both used as a laxative. Figs either dried, fresh off the tree and ripe or as a syrup. Plums the same except for maybe plum syrup or juice. I guess it’s the fibre element in both cases but the fig syrup may contain certain elements that a plumb juice doesn’t?

Never knew that Figs were laxatives, although I did know about Prunes.  Every day is a learning day I guess.
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« Reply #27168 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 08:59:04 »

Peanut butter, wholewheat pasta, brown rice & wholemeal bread are all laxatives😀
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« Reply #27169 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 09:09:50 »

And Sugar free polo's.
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« Reply #27170 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 09:10:23 »

I've not tried them😀
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« Reply #27171 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 09:28:19 »

And Sugar free polo's.
Most sugar replacements such as Lycasin and many others have a large laxative effect.
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« Reply #27172 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 09:37:50 »

8 pints of real ale.
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« Reply #27173 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 09:55:25 »

Peanut butter, wholewheat pasta, brown rice & wholemeal bread are all laxatives😀

With plenty of water.
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« Reply #27174 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 09:55:53 »

Or (if you can keep it down) a really dodgy curry or kebab....
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« Reply #27175 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2022, 10:21:04 »

With plenty of water.

Or eaten sparingly😀
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« Reply #27176 on: Thursday, August 4, 2022, 08:11:13 »

The footballer Jizz Hornkamp.
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« Reply #27177 on: Sunday, August 7, 2022, 10:33:10 »

Garner, Wellens and even Luke Williams starting the season well.
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« Reply #27178 on: Sunday, August 7, 2022, 11:01:34 »

Garner, Wellens and even Luke Williams starting the season well.

You are very easily pleased Jimbo!

For Garner in particular, I'm not sure that there is an available cure for extreme smugness.
A mid table finish might do it though.

As an aside, last 10mins off the bench for Payne by the look of it.
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« Reply #27179 on: Sunday, August 7, 2022, 11:06:50 »

You are very easily pleased Jimbo!

For Garner in particular, I'm not sure that there is an available cure for extreme smugness.
A mid table finish might do it though.

As an aside, last 10mins off the bench for Payne by the look of it.

Just taking an interest in how they are doing Bob! From day one I wasn't convinced by Lindsey's appointment but as the saying goes "it is what it is" so have to hope, more than expect!
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