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« Reply #26625 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 12:33:16 »

FFS you fucking retards. The FIL died. At HIS wake, the MIL wanted the fucking gateaux. I thought they’d not be eaten and binned. As it turns out they were ALL eaten, all FOUR of them. Proving me wrong and the MIL right. The FIL didn’t eat ANYTHING strangely enough.

If any of you want to fight over the gateau that’s your prerogative. I’m still eating a few roast beef and horseradish sarnies.
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« Reply #26626 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 12:54:38 »

FFS you fucking retards. The FIL died. At HIS wake, the MIL wanted the fucking gateaux. I thought they’d not be eaten and binned. As it turns out they were ALL eaten, all FOUR of them. Proving me wrong and the MIL right. The FIL didn’t eat ANYTHING strangely enough.

If any of you want to fight over the gateau that’s your prerogative. I’m still eating a few roast beef and horseradish sarnies.

Is fucking gateaux the same as American Pie?
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« Reply #26627 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 13:18:48 »

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« Reply #26628 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 16:42:38 »

Is fucking gateaux the same as American Pie?

As in bye, bye? Or Kelli e Pie? I’m sorry, I haven’t got a clue.
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« Reply #26629 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 17:43:47 »

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As in bye, bye? Or Kelli e Pie? I’m sorry, I haven’t got a clue.

you've not seen the film then Smiley
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« Reply #26630 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 19:22:06 »

Now then John, we know one another, happy to have a beer. Shame that you all believe that to be me calling you all out.

Ooooohohhohooohooooo he knows my name. Terrified.
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« Reply #26631 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 19:28:46 »

I remember my first pint
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« Reply #26632 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 19:30:11 »

you've not seen the film then Smiley

Clearly not, what film?
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« Reply #26633 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 19:40:19 »

Ooooohohhohooohooooo he knows my name. Terrified.
It's not like it's on display for everyone to see. Although it took me longer than I care to admit to work it out, in fact I think you had to spell it out to me. Literally.
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« Reply #26634 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 19:54:25 »

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Clearly not, what film?
American pie

I think you said "fucking gateaux"

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« Reply #26635 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 20:19:33 »

Going to hell for laughing at this.


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« Reply #26636 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 20:28:54 »

That half volley in his kitchen has cost him £250,000 Chuckle
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« Reply #26637 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 20:42:27 »

American pie

I think you said "fucking gateaux"



I believe I may have. And?
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« Reply #26638 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 21:39:27 »

Fucking hell man. More circles than the Magic Roundabout.
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« Reply #26639 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2022, 22:15:36 »

you're telling me aren't you LL
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