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« Reply #25815 on: Friday, July 16, 2021, 18:20:44 »

You drive then, get her a bit smashed….. you know the rest

Think you might find that nowadays it constitutes rape, just saying.
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« Reply #25816 on: Friday, July 16, 2021, 18:43:42 »

Cheers for that
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« Reply #25817 on: Tuesday, July 20, 2021, 12:46:13 »

A couple of norvern bints having a row at the supermarket checkout, whilst on my lunch break  Smiley
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« Reply #25818 on: Thursday, July 22, 2021, 11:01:11 »

This is great. Neil Warnock with a bum bag of pre-signed photo's.

https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1417946771632820224

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« Reply #25819 on: Thursday, July 22, 2021, 22:53:22 »

Rafa Benitez embracing Everton's 'Premier League Stars of The Future 2016/17' vibe with Begovic, Townsend, Demerai Gray and now seemingly Harry Winks.

There is not a chance they don't sign Phil Jones and Ruben Loftus-Cheek, right?
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« Reply #25820 on: Friday, July 23, 2021, 00:51:13 »

Rafa Benitez embracing Everton's 'Premier League Stars of The Future 2016/17' vibe with Begovic, Townsend, Demerai Gray and now seemingly Harry Winks.

There is not a chance they don't sign Phil Jones and Ruben Loftus-Cheek, right?

Not forgetting a home coming for Ross Barkley.
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« Reply #25821 on: Friday, July 23, 2021, 14:31:05 »

Hypothetically, If we were to make a decent new stand to replace the Stratton Bank, what’s everyone’s thoughts on making this the new home end and giving away fans the existing Town End?
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« Reply #25822 on: Friday, July 23, 2021, 14:35:09 »

Not keen on that. I wasn’t that keen, either, when the Bank end of the Intel was the place to be - especially having to dodge some bricks chucked by those jovial Millwall fans in the League Cup quarter final. That Fjortoft goal, though!
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« Reply #25823 on: Friday, July 23, 2021, 15:11:05 »

Ha, I was steaming at that game. Went off to Weymouth clubbing afterwards.
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« Reply #25824 on: Sunday, July 25, 2021, 21:03:06 »

That sweet spot where you’ve had enough booze to get that buzz, but not too much to get lairy
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« Reply #25825 on: Sunday, July 25, 2021, 21:04:06 »

I reckon you could squeeze one more in Pint
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« Reply #25826 on: Monday, July 26, 2021, 23:24:11 »

This conversation happened tonight between me and our son who is seventeen.

Son. Dad, should I be worried?
Me. Worried? About what?
Son waving an opened can of tinned fruit. This!
Me. What about it?
Son. Well I just opened it with the can opener.
Me. Congratulations, well done, all on your own.
Son, Ha, ha, very funny dad.
Me. Thanks. Why should you be worried?
Son. There’s a bloody ring pull in the top…
Me. Very, I’ll make an appointment with the doctors tomorrow.
Son. Mumbles something and skulks up to his bedroom. He probably told me to fuck off but I was laughing at the time so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
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« Reply #25827 on: Wednesday, July 28, 2021, 12:16:15 »

A reduced carb lunch of chicken, rocket and crunchy peanut butter. Lovely  Yes
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« Reply #25828 on: Wednesday, July 28, 2021, 13:25:51 »

High calories in the peanut butter 😳
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« Reply #25829 on: Saturday, July 31, 2021, 14:01:25 »

Our future is in this man’s hands. God help us all!

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