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« Reply #14115 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 14:52:32 »

thankfully not, for a change I was well behaved.

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« Reply #14116 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 16:22:44 »

a colleague drinking too much vodka at the Christmas party, then informing our boss that he would like to "take her to the toilets and fuck her hard in the ass until it hurts"


Ahahahahaha, glorious.

There's always one...
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« Reply #14117 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 16:26:41 »

a colleague drinking too much vodka at the Christmas party, then informing our boss that he would like to "take her to the toilets and fuck her hard in the ass until it hurts"

He's taking the 'red' theme a little too far there.
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« Reply #14118 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 16:34:16 »

a colleague drinking too much vodka at the Christmas party, then informing our boss that he would like to "take her to the toilets and fuck her hard in the ass until it hurts"
What was her response?
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« Reply #14119 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 16:38:38 »

is she walking funny?
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« Reply #14120 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 16:39:32 »

What was her response?

youre fired?
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« Reply #14121 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 00:31:42 »

So tonight I worked the last ever gig at Earls court.  18 thousand people came and saw Bombay Bicycle Club.  Special guests on stage were Lucy Rose, Rae Morris and rather majestically - even as a not particularly big Pink Floyd fan, Daivd Gilmour coming on to play pedal steel on a bombay song and front the band doing 'Wish you were here'

It was quite special.
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« Reply #14122 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 10:19:26 »

Worth finding the Preston v Franchise highlights just to see that dirty bastard Kevin Davies  (who hasn't scored for 30 games) miss a sitter.
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« Reply #14123 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 11:21:20 »

The real spirit of Christmas advert 2014

The Hot Gulp Christmas Video - Sainsbury's Advert…:
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« Reply #14124 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 17:51:12 »

The cost of petrol dropping.
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« Reply #14125 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 17:58:23 »

By a lot! Good times indeed. Hopefully this will push down prices across the board.
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« Reply #14126 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 19:13:51 »

About fucking time too. Took them long enough to pass on some savings to us.

Love the "kiss". Not at all embarrassing.


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« Reply #14127 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 20:54:52 »

Congratulations.

And to you Jutty.  Babysitting duties now then!  Smiley
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« Reply #14128 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 21:21:15 »

Cartman lives.

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« Reply #14129 on: Sunday, December 14, 2014, 21:30:07 »

Surely that's staged?
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