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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #14100 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 12:16:01 »

Don't be silly, that detracts from the value.

I suppose there might be a certain type of lady (or chap) who gets excited by the odour, of say, stale TAH sweat....
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« Reply #14101 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 12:44:23 »

god knows why people like to keep them unwashed, it's disgusting
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« Reply #14102 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 13:10:15 »

I have a daughter, she was born on Monday afternoon.

As much as I'm not a girly girl with my love of football etc, after 2 boys I'm thoroughly enjoying buying pretty girls clothes and looking forward to having a shopping companion for years to come!  She even timed her arrival nicely in between home games  Smiley.
Congratulations!!
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« Reply #14103 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 16:01:42 »

Travelling band have their stuff back! http://www.gmp.police.uk/content/WebsitePages/FDEECFC0619C892C80257DAC00505C29?OpenDocument
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« Reply #14104 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 16:12:00 »


 Hmmm 
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« Reply #14105 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 18:22:07 »


http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=55409.0

 Cheesy
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« Reply #14106 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 19:55:56 »

Fridge part of fridge freezer packed up.
Wasn't sure till brekky this morning when butter was soft and milk was warm.
Fridge is on top of freezer that still works fine.
Spent the afternoon drilling some holes from the freezer down below up into the bottom of the fridge above.
Everything working fine now...........
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« Reply #14107 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 20:16:40 »

See, it's that sort of ingenuity that makes Great Britain great. Top work.
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« Reply #14108 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 20:46:27 »

I have a daughter, she was born on Monday afternoon.

As much as I'm not a girly girl with my love of football etc, after 2 boys I'm thoroughly enjoying buying pretty girls clothes and looking forward to having a shopping companion for years to come!  She even timed her arrival nicely in between home games  Smiley.

Brilliant! Congratulations
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« Reply #14109 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 00:06:29 »

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« Reply #14110 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 09:42:12 »

I have a daughter, she was born on Monday afternoon.

As much as I'm not a girly girl with my love of football etc, after 2 boys I'm thoroughly enjoying buying pretty girls clothes and looking forward to having a shopping companion for years to come!  She even timed her arrival nicely in between home games  Smiley.
Many congratulations, excellent timing too Smiley
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #14111 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 10:15:49 »

Lovely news!

Well done you!
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« Reply #14112 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 10:28:07 »

I have a daughter, she was born on Monday afternoon.

As much as I'm not a girly girl with my love of football etc, after 2 boys I'm thoroughly enjoying buying pretty girls clothes and looking forward to having a shopping companion for years to come!  She even timed her arrival nicely in between home games  Smiley.
Congratulations.
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« Reply #14113 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 14:49:17 »

a colleague drinking too much vodka at the Christmas party, then informing our boss that he would like to "take her to the toilets and fuck her hard in the ass until it hurts"
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« Reply #14114 on: Saturday, December 13, 2014, 14:50:37 »

a colleague drinking too much vodka at the Christmas party, then informing our boss that he would like to "take her to the toilets and fuck her hard in the ass until it hurts"
Hahahaha. It was you really wasn't it..

Monday could be fun
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