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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #12210 on: Monday, February 17, 2014, 17:04:24 »

My missus made a delicious Irish stew last night washed down with a nice Red wine, but jesus did I have some spectacularly loud farts last night. 3 of them in a row were probably enough to wake up everyone in our block of flats!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #12211 on: Monday, February 17, 2014, 17:14:28 »

Should have bought some Guff-B-Gone
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« Reply #12212 on: Monday, February 17, 2014, 23:36:08 »

Been rewatching life on mars. I'm getting more like Gene Hunt  Smiley
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« Reply #12213 on: Tuesday, February 18, 2014, 15:39:53 »

Sitting down and helping my little sister with her A-level Chemistry homework and, despite not having a chemistry background (PHYSICS IS THE ONLY REAL SCIENCE BITCH) being able to do most of it.
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« Reply #12214 on: Tuesday, February 18, 2014, 20:35:50 »

My missus made a delicious Irish stew last night washed down with a nice Red wine, but jesus did I have some spectacularly loud farts last night. 3 of them in a row were probably enough to wake up everyone in our block of flats!
My wife does an amazing red wine stew but it gives me the worst wind so she's stopped cooking it.
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« Reply #12215 on: Tuesday, February 18, 2014, 22:01:14 »

My wife does an amazing red wine stew but it gives me the worst wind so she's stopped cooking it.

Haha!! Sounds similar Smiley
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #12216 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 00:29:29 »

Turning 50

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« Reply #12217 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 07:08:54 »

Happy birthday you old Fuck!
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« Reply #12218 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 07:52:03 »

Free on flight WiFi. Posting to the TEF from 30,000 feet Smiley
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« Reply #12219 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 07:54:30 »

Sod the posting on the TEF, get in that cubicle and join the mile high club Cheesy
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« Reply #12220 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 07:58:54 »

Can't . The Mrs is with me Smiley
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« Reply #12221 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 08:08:27 »

Proof that all that turn your phone off palaver is bollocks.
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« Reply #12222 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 09:08:24 »

I thought that was for take off and landing?
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« Reply #12223 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 09:45:54 »

No, it's for the whole flight and the reason, contrary to what they say, is nothing to do with the aircraft's equipment. It's because phones, not wifi devices, turned on at that height steal huge amounts of bandwidth from the cell towers down below. (Told this by a pilot.)
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« Reply #12224 on: Wednesday, February 19, 2014, 09:58:42 »

Switch it off Batch.  Yes
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