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« Reply #9210 on: Friday, March 29, 2013, 12:44:32 »

No its not you. He was a cunt not because he was black, but because he was a cunt.

In any case, this Rio "choc ice" Ferdinand we are talking about, right?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/aug/17/rio-ferdinand-alex-ferguson-warned-twitter
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« Reply #9211 on: Friday, March 29, 2013, 21:14:43 »

Fabia or Octavia? What I'm trying to find out is what the increase is from just a remap. I'm thinking of getting a bluefin plug in for my ST focus, adds about 40 BHP and 100lbft of torque in 5-10 mins Smiley

If you get a good remap its not just about the bhp increase. The mpg will increase and the drive will be better. The car feels nice to drive. I can pass the details of the chap that did mine if you are interested.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #9212 on: Saturday, March 30, 2013, 11:39:16 »

If you get a good remap its not just about the bhp increase. The mpg will increase and the drive will be better. The car feels nice to drive. I can pass the details of the chap that did mine if you are interested.

Insurance hit much? I'm quite old so it probably won't be a problem  Smiley
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« Reply #9213 on: Saturday, March 30, 2013, 16:04:39 »

Listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue on the radio, they were playing Uxbridge English Dictionary (a game in which the participants find new definitions for existing words).

Stephen Fry just redefined "Countryside" as "the killing of Piers Morgan".

Brilliant.
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« Reply #9214 on: Saturday, March 30, 2013, 17:53:00 »

http://www.myspace.com/video/brikolo/dexter-big-cheese/8053132
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« Reply #9215 on: Saturday, March 30, 2013, 18:33:05 »

Fabia or Octavia? What I'm trying to find out is what the increase is from just a remap. I'm thinking of getting a bluefin plug in for my ST focus, adds about 40 BHP and 100lbft of torque in 5-10 mins Smiley
dont get a blue fin jobby. get it done properly. a blue fin chip will make a bog standard change to your ecu settings, take it to a proper remapping place and they will custom tweak the ecu to give you the best gains possible.
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« Reply #9216 on: Saturday, March 30, 2013, 18:43:36 »

The advert for the Renault Clio.....

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« Reply #9217 on: Saturday, March 30, 2013, 18:50:24 »

Well that seems highly unlikely to work on the M4.
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« Reply #9218 on: Sunday, March 31, 2013, 11:01:28 »

AND it's a £10,000 extra.

Plus the girls need servicing every few hundred miles.
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« Reply #9219 on: Monday, April 1, 2013, 21:17:38 »

How the fuck did this man

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/3225117707/d578cdfeb7dc93ace77021e1a0034ae2.jpeg


produce a daughter like this...

[url width=393 height=493]http://image.gala.de/v1/cms/hr/image_4832432-original-original.jpg?v=1[/url]


And this man

[url width=460 height=288]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01537/bannantyne_1537950c.jpg[/url]

daughters like these...

[url width=600 height=399]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6JTNNXCcAAYZEv.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #9220 on: Monday, April 1, 2013, 21:44:30 »

The brunette is a worldy but of Bannatynes 3 the only one who is top drawer is the one on the right
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« Reply #9221 on: Monday, April 1, 2013, 21:57:14 »

Scraggy haired one aint nothing special. Like the blondes. All of em
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« Reply #9222 on: Monday, April 1, 2013, 22:01:55 »

How the fuck did this man

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/3225117707/d578cdfeb7dc93ace77021e1a0034ae2.jpeg


produce a daughter like this...

[url width=393 height=493]http://image.gala.de/v1/cms/hr/image_4832432-original-original.jpg?v=1[/url]


And this man

[url width=460 height=288]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01537/bannantyne_1537950c.jpg[/url]

daughters like these...

[url width=600 height=399]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6JTNNXCcAAYZEv.jpg[/url]


good looking mums?
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« Reply #9223 on: Tuesday, April 2, 2013, 19:44:35 »

Planting some Lollo Rosso lettuce seeds and nearly putting S Rosso on the seed label.
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« Reply #9224 on: Tuesday, April 2, 2013, 22:47:09 »

New phone coming tomorrow  Cheesy
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