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« Reply #6525 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 11:56:11 » |
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I once fell asleep on a beach in Nice once. Bad mistake..
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« Reply #6526 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 12:01:59 » |
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I once fell asleep on a beach in Nice once. Bad mistake..
Ha, that reminds me of a mate we left asleep on a beach in Lindos. We were supposed to be popping up to the village for cold soft drinks but ended up getting on the piss for a couple hours forgetting about him. |
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« Reply #6527 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 12:32:59 » |
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an all expenses paid interview to München next week.
Sounds like an amazing job as well
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« Reply #6528 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 12:39:41 » |
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It's amazing how so many people ignore the power of the mid day sun, sat amusingly watching people on the beach, not a bottle of sun cream between them turning the colour of cooked lobsters. Probably the last day of hols for a lot of them and they seem determined to get a Tan !
I fell asleep in the van on the sea front at Sandbanks yesterday evening after getting stitched by work. |
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« Reply #6529 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 12:40:26 » |
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an all expenses paid interview to München next week.
Sounds like an amazing job as well
Bet you dont get it |
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« Reply #6530 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 12:47:30 » |
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I hope he gets aids
Tell him. |
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« Reply #6531 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 12:57:44 » |
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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« Reply #6532 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:00:55 » |
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Where do you work out of interest?
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« Reply #6533 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:01:48 » |
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Fuck sake.
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« Reply #6534 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:02:16 » |
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #6535 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:03:24 » |
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whooooosh
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« Reply #6536 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:04:07 » |
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Scooby Doo?
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« Reply #6537 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:04:50 » |
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« Reply #6538 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:04:55 » |
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I should have read the last bit.
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« Reply #6539 on: Friday, August 10, 2012, 13:05:02 » |
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Nothing gets past you does it?
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