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« Reply #6480 on: Wednesday, August 8, 2012, 16:13:06 » |
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What's blue and doesn't fit?
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« Reply #6481 on: Wednesday, August 8, 2012, 16:22:31 » |
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I was in a pub once years ago and some lads on the next table were telling sick jokes one of them did the What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? (Throw your washing in) Joke. My mate stormed straight over and says that really not funny my son died in the bath after a fit. Bloke who told the joke could not apologise enough, bought as all drink etc. Just as we were getting up to go my mate say to the joke teller, Yeah he choked on a sock.  |
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« Reply #6482 on: Wednesday, August 8, 2012, 16:49:02 » |
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10 days off work after tomorrow, looking forward to that
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #6483 on: Wednesday, August 8, 2012, 17:37:32 » |
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I was in a pub once years ago and some lads on the next table were telling sick jokes one of them did the What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? (Throw your washing in) Joke. My mate stormed straight over and says that really not funny my son died in the bath after a fit. Bloke who told the joke could not apologise enough, bought as all drink etc. Just as we were getting up to go my mate say to the joke teller, Yeah he choked on a sock. That is mag-fucking-nificent. |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #6484 on: Wednesday, August 8, 2012, 20:20:08 » |
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Spent the day on Jomfruland, a small (7.5km by 1km) island in the Kragerø archipelago. Absolutely stunning place, beautiful weather, saw lots of birds, got a tan and even had a swim in the Skagerrak sea.
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« Reply #6485 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 11:16:37 » |
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You not homesick for Coventry yet?
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« Reply #6486 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 13:49:05 » |
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Just spotted The darling buds of May on ITV3
Ahhhhhh Catherine Zeta Jones.....Perfick
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« Reply #6487 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 16:16:17 » |
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Not sure how this makes me feel, but it does feel like just deserts, albeit against the wrong person and to excess.
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« Reply #6488 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 16:21:27 » |
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What a bizarre thing for the coppers to do in front of all those witnesses.
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« Reply #6489 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 17:28:40 » |
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fuck the po po
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #6490 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 18:27:59 » |
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What a bizarre thing for the coppers to do in front of all those witnesses.
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« Reply #6491 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 20:46:52 » |
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So on the back of the dead baby jokes. What's your opinion on this twitterer..... https://twitter.com/MrKennethTongPersonally, although I'm one for freedom of speech, I'd quite like to see something thoroughly unpleasant happen to this sick prick of a man. https://twitter.com/MrKennethTong |
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« Reply #6492 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 20:49:41 » |
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The current champion four years ago 
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« Reply #6493 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 20:52:49 » |
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It's an awful personal attack against one man. It's very fucking wrong. |
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« Reply #6494 on: Thursday, August 9, 2012, 20:53:12 » |
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It's a direct and unprovoked attack on an innocent individual, deliberately designed to cause intense emotional pain. It is not harmless, it is very much hurtful and deliberately so.
Whoever it is deserves a (very much provoked) kicking
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