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wiggy
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« Reply #2055 on: Thursday, July 14, 2011, 17:56:51 »

Unexpected beer delivery.
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« Reply #2056 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 09:47:03 »

Being resigned to having to wait in all day for a delivery, which then comes early.
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« Reply #2057 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:01:14 »

We have a Scottish guy in our office called Donald.
He cycled to work this morning and came into the building wearing shorts.

I had great pleasure in asking him where his troosers were.
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« Reply #2058 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:36:01 »

[url width=682 height=501]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01344/Kelly-MAIN_1344841a.jpg[/url]
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #2059 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:38:57 »

Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?
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« Reply #2060 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 10:46:33 »

Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?

Stephen Hawking, he's good at talking
but not at walking,
Stephen Hawking
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #2061 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 11:02:42 »

Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?

looks like Willem Dafoe
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« Reply #2062 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 13:18:52 »

Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?
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« Reply #2063 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 13:31:21 »

Is that Stephen Hawking on the sunlounger?

Probably..his misses used to abuse him by leaving him in the sun
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« Reply #2064 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 14:31:09 »

That has to be a woman on the sun-lounger - no self respecting bloke would just carry on reading the paper with her walking past.
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« Reply #2065 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 14:33:38 »

Sorting through a collapsed box of old programmes in the loft - Aug '68 v Reading, I note that the stiffs have beaten Poxford away 1-0, home 8-0, already.

Not such good news, in the included Football League Review magazine (it used to come free with the prog. in them days), is a full colour double page spread of the Pox and the Div 3 Trophy from the previous season. Complete with Atkinsons R and G.
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« Reply #2066 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 17:38:48 »

Word has got out I'm looking to leave my job so I've been promised a 'serious' pay rise (backdated to July) and a 'significant' bonus and if I'm not happy with it it will be negotiable. Only snag is i will have to wait a couple of months until the official pay reviews. Could be bull but it's cheered me up a fair bit.
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« Reply #2067 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 19:24:55 »

Possibly already posted but -

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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #2068 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 19:28:07 »

Getting my train tickets for the 6th  Wink
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« Reply #2069 on: Friday, July 15, 2011, 19:44:12 »

Checking out the gallery on the official site and realising that Risser and Comazzi look hard as fuck.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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