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« Reply #2100 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 09:52:21 »

Fot the last few months there has been a group of 5 polish girls on the bus every morning.They sit giggling and laughing at me talking polish and it was doing my head in and wanted to know what they were saying.

This morning when i got on i said witam chcesz śniadanie,the look on their faces when they thought i could speak polish was fucking brilliant.

Can just imagine them thinking oh fuck he knows everything we have been saying.

Te estesh piekna - You are beautiful
pokaz mi swojl broskfinka - Show me your vagina
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« Reply #2101 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 10:15:38 »

Cheers mate i shall be using them. Reg they are stunning i must admit
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« Reply #2102 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 11:13:21 »

Brazil missing all their penalties in the Copa America last night, as well as Tevez missing the decisive penalty for the Argies.
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« Reply #2103 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 11:21:35 »

Thank you David. Tans you cunt.

Wheres my insult?  Nepotism.......
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« Reply #2104 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 13:18:21 »

Sepp Blatter getting roundly boo'd as he came onto the pitch last night at the Women's World Cup final last night.
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« Reply #2105 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 17:12:56 »

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« Reply #2106 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 18:10:10 »

Passed my exam today.

I never want to have read about the regulation or ethics of financial services ever again.
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« Reply #2107 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 18:13:00 »

Just look at what you get in the 'This includes' section.  Happy New Year!

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« Reply #2108 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 18:27:06 »

Hahaha... she's old, but worth considering.
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« Reply #2109 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 20:59:55 »

Hahaha that actually a really lush hotel too
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« Reply #2110 on: Monday, July 18, 2011, 23:50:40 »

scoring amazing over head kicks!
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« Reply #2111 on: Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 08:30:46 »

scoring amazing over head kicks!
I've never quite got the hang of it.

Is there a certain moment that you have to press circle?
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« Reply #2112 on: Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 08:50:33 »

scoring amazing over head kicks!

Did you wake up wet after that dream?
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« Reply #2113 on: Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 08:52:42 »

getting stung by a wasp in my loft and not going into anagyliptic shock like i did the last time.
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« Reply #2114 on: Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 08:54:47 »

getting stung by a wasp in my loft and not going into anagyliptic shock like i did the last time.


I should say that would make you feel good.  I'd put it a little above trivial though.
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