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« Reply #2205 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 08:36:54 »

Motorists who don't indicate when turning in to a road that I'm crossing as a pedestrian.  What am I...a fucking mind reader?

People who turn into t-junctions but have to cut across both lanes to make it around the corner (as you're approaching). There's an absolutely huge percentage of total mongs in cars these days.
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« Reply #2206 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 08:39:32 »

Silent witness was on Tuesday night - it's now Thursday so if you've not watched it by now - bore off you bunch of pansies!! Wink
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« Reply #2207 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 08:46:18 »

People who turn into t-junctions but have to cut across both lanes to make it around the corner (as you're approaching). There's an absolutely huge percentage of total mongs in cars these days.

This happens at the end of my street. But by "people" I mean "all bus drivers". It's not good for your health when you go to exit the street and meet a bus coming the other way on your side of the road. It's not as if the junction's narrow either.
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« Reply #2208 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 09:10:42 »

People who turn into t-junctions but have to cut across both lanes to make it around the corner (as you're approaching). There's an absolutely huge percentage of total mongs in cars these days.
Absolutely does my nut.
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« Reply #2209 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 09:53:54 »

I'm glad you both understood, because it sounds like I'm saying they have no alternative. I like how they turn into these junctions, often completely blind, and then appear surprised to be faced with oncoming traffic. I hope I have a smash one day.
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« Reply #2210 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 10:03:12 »

I'm with ya, Baz.
Driving brings out the worst in me and makes me angrier than anything else.
Some useless, inconsiderate cunts out there on the road.
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« Reply #2211 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 13:03:30 »

that fucking dating site advert where they sing. "I like old movies.. like the godfather... 3"

Look, I know that it was 20 years ago, but anybody who considers something made in 1990 an "old movie" is a bit wrong.  I hope the fucking twee cunts give each other double hiv ghonorea herpes and they die puking up her fanny.
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« Reply #2212 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 15:04:45 »

People who turn into t-junctions but have to cut across both lanes to make it around the corner (as you're approaching). There's an absolutely huge percentage of total mongs in cars these days.

I've got one at the end of my block of flats, a few months back I was (naturally) on the left side about to turn left when I see this BMW coming towards me, turning, towards me. Stupidly I freeze think there are going to drive into me....and BANG....SHE does, only about 2mph and I was pretty much stopped

...but...im in my lane on the left hand side and she has driven straight into the front of me (without seeing me?) but now you'd think cutting the corner she'd hit my drivers side, nope point of contact the passenger side headlight, thats a hell of a under cut on a corner!
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« Reply #2213 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 15:16:51 »

I've got one at the end of my block of flats, a few months back I was (naturally) on the left side about to turn left when I see this BMW coming towards me, turning, towards me. Stupidly I freeze think there are going to drive into me....and BANG....SHE does, only about 2mph and I was pretty much stopped

...but...im in my lane on the left hand side and she has driven straight into the front of me (without seeing me?) but now you'd think cutting the corner she'd hit my drivers side, nope point of contact the passenger side headlight, thats a hell of a under cut on a corner!

Why do they always seem to be BMW's?

I cut one up the other day just to annoy the cunt.
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« Reply #2214 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 15:46:15 »

Being a Swindon fan.
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« Reply #2215 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 16:40:07 »

that fucking dating site advert where they sing. "I like old movies.. like the godfather... 3"

Look, I know that it was 20 years ago, but anybody who considers something made in 1990 an "old movie" is a bit wrong.  I hope the fucking twee cunts give each other double hiv ghonorea herpes and they die puking up her fanny.


i was gonna add the bird in that advert to the 'ones you would but shouldn't' thread.
something about her...
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« Reply #2216 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 17:03:41 »


something about her...

Yeah as FB says.....double hiv ghonorea herpes Cheesy
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« Reply #2217 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 17:29:38 »

People who try and get into the lift at work before letting the people in the lift get out. This also has the same effect on buses.

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« Reply #2218 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 17:34:26 »

People who try and get into the lift at work before letting the people in the lift get out. This also has the same effect on buses.



haha yes this irritates the fuck out of me, also applies to trains. Also get annoyed with people who just cannot wait and absolutely have to be first onto the train - even more ridiculous when getting onto an empty train.
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« Reply #2219 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 21:40:34 »

people who talk in questions and then answer them themselves, do i want to hear about you answering your own questions? no. r u a tit? yes.  also people that say 'fml' attention seeking whingers who have very little to actually complain about in life. and also 'fella'
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