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« Reply #2175 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 13:13:13 » |
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Should said this interview
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« Reply #2176 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 13:13:41 » |
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Why do you want to work for aldi?
Because the jobseekers bloke printed out the sheet so I have to apply for it or they might cut my benefits. Also you pay £8.20 an hour which shits on most of my other options at the moment.
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« Reply #2177 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 13:17:52 » |
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Please let us know what you like to do in your spare time and provide any other information that may help your application.
I am a ben. I sleep. I watch telly. I watch lesbian interacial tranny goat porn. I eat bacon. I wear lady clothes. I drink wine. I smoke.
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« Reply #2178 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 13:18:33 » |
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I'm not sure you're taking this that seriously Ben.
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« Reply #2179 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 13:23:05 » |
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I've fucking blown this application out the water.
Just pisses me off. All the relevant shit is on my CV, does ability to write bollocks on an apllication have any bearing on how well I'd mash my thumbs into a fucking till. cunts.
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« Reply #2180 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 13:33:15 » |
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And I'm out of bacon  |
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« Reply #2181 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 13:40:09 » |
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Please describe the most challenging experience of your life to date. This could be physically or mentally demanding.
Wouldn't advise putting your "waking up half naked in an alleyway then having to get my mum out of bed to let me in" story. |
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« Reply #2182 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 14:28:19 » |
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Ooops.
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« Reply #2183 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 15:18:57 » |
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And I'm out of bacon Best pop down to Aldi then, you can hand your application in personally. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #2184 on: Wednesday, January 19, 2011, 17:47:52 » |
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Receiving junk emails when waiting for news of a job interview. I'm a little bit sick every time my phone tells me I have an email, but no, it's just LinkedIn or some other shit.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #2185 on: Friday, January 21, 2011, 11:22:25 » |
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The phrase 'keep it loud, keep it proud, keep it SWINDON'.
Fuck off.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #2186 on: Friday, January 21, 2011, 17:43:25 » |
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Kids that wet themselves in cheerleading lessons
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« Reply #2187 on: Saturday, January 22, 2011, 17:40:41 » |
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Crispy losing enthusiasm for Town.
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« Reply #2188 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 19:39:17 » |
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Getting sacked.
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« Reply #2189 on: Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 19:43:16 » |
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Kids that wet themselves in cheerleading lessons
That has the ring of personal experience to it. |
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