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« Reply #1995 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 18:44:37 » |
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When the elastic in your sock breaks and you spend all day fishing it out from your shoe
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« Reply #1996 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 21:11:29 » |
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Being stuck halfway up Birdlip Hill for three hours coming home today...cars and lorries broken down.
Gloucester CC should have an hourly gritter on that hill in these conditions.
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« Reply #1997 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 22:01:45 » |
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Shit fucking drivers. Fucking clean the snow off your roofs. You don't need your fucking fog lights on, and why the fuck are you going 20mph on a clear road?!
Leefer, did you hear the chap on five live/radio 2 today? There was a barny between a woman and a haulier. When warned about not going on essential trips on the roads, she was complaining about lorries jackknifing. Apparently her trip to see Granny was more important than lorries delivering essentials to supermarkets!!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #1998 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 22:06:09 » |
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Yep, why the fuck are you going at 20? Just drive sensibly and you wont crash. Drving at 20 on a clear road is not fucking sensible.
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« Reply #1999 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 22:18:18 » |
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I've been playing fm08 for the last 3 hours, gone from about november to end of feb. Have lost every away game played, despite having more possesion and attempts on goal everytime. Have also just played the JPT area final. 3-0 at half time in the second leg, at home, 4-1 up on agg. Of course, brighton pull it back to 3-3 by full time, courtesy of three attempts on target and a penalty. It's things like this that make me wonder why I bother, when it so clearly appears to have been pre-determined beforehand.
I'm now off to find something to throw against a wall
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #2000 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 22:21:49 » |
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Shit fucking drivers. Fucking clean the snow off your roofs. You don't need your fucking fog lights on, and why the fuck are you going 20mph on a clear road?!
Leefer, did you hear the chap on five live/radio 2 today? There was a barny between a woman and a haulier. When warned about not going on essential trips on the roads, she was complaining about lorries jackknifing. Apparently her trip to see Granny was more important than lorries delivering essentials to supermarkets!!
Did hear that actually...thats not to say some lorry drivers dont need a kick in too... Fact is all todays problems on that hill could have been sorted with a plough being in attendance abit more than the norm. |
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« Reply #2001 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 22:53:49 » |
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I think Gloucestershire county council have given up for Christmas.
Went to see my mum in Ciren today. They have has more snow than us. But the main dual carriageway through was in shit condition.
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« Reply #2002 on: Monday, December 20, 2010, 23:49:21 » |
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Feeling really Crap and wanting to sleep, then not being able to sleep due to feeling crap
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« Reply #2003 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 08:31:14 » |
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Feeling crap and wanting to sleep but not being able to sleep because of a crying baby!
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« Reply #2004 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 08:37:29 » |
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Being one of only two blokes in an office of 20+ women. The inane bollocks that comes out of their mouths all fucking day long is mind numbingly tedious. If it's not TV, gossip and celebrity shite, it's spending more time moaning about how busy they are, than getting on with the fucking job in hand. You chose to work, get the fuck on with it or get back in the kitchen.
Should never have given them the vote. Fucking slags.
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« Reply #2005 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 08:51:13 » |
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Just mentioned on the radio that from Weds anyone caught with snow on their roofs will get a £60 fine.....need to make up a few quid for the crimbo party I expect, they have not bothered before - and what about these that only clear a patch on their windscreen do they ever get caught ?
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« Reply #2006 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 08:55:07 » |
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Being told that my invoice will be paid by Friday. No monday now, no somethings gone wrong, tuesday, erm, wednesday.
Listen you bastards I worked from the 7th to the 29th of november for that in pretty shitty circumstances, if its not going to be paid just tell me and then I can go and tell the tax department that I cant pay them by the 22nd as promised and the mortgage company that I probably will be able to just about pay the mortgage at the end of the month but maybe Ill run a bit short.
Fuck I hate being freelance.
And perhaps it wasn't that trivial and I'm not just mildly annoyed.
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« Reply #2007 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 08:57:29 » |
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Just mentioned on the radio that from Weds anyone caught with snow on their roofs will get a £60 fine.....need to make up a few quid for the crimbo party I expect, they have not bothered before - and what about these that only clear a patch on their windscreen do they ever get caught ?
That's been happening for a few weeks, dunno about in Swindon. 3 points too. It takes a few moments to clear snow off your roof. |
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« Reply #2008 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 10:25:48 » |
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people who think they can drive like they usually do in this weather.
the roads might look clear,but they aint in the most part.
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« Reply #2009 on: Tuesday, December 21, 2010, 10:44:26 » |
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The fact that after even the most trivial amount of snow, all basic COMMON SENSE, goes to shit.
(and this is equally applicable to people who drive too quick, see above, as well as poeple who drive too slow)
Given the hysterical reporting of this 'winter' weather, you get the impression some people seem to think that they will spontaneously combust and die, the moment they set foot outside the door if there is any snow on the ground.
Also, if 'freezing Britain' is still the main headline on the news come February, I am going to throttle someone.
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