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« Reply #22560 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 20:27:48 » |
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When you start loading the till belt with your groceries and the person in front turns around and looks at you as though you have just dropped your guts.
Oh, and people who park too close in car parks.
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« Reply #22561 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 20:30:20 » |
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When people start loading the belt before you have finished loading your own. Thats when i look at them as it they have dropped their guts.
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« Reply #22562 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 21:21:31 » |
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What a couple of pansies. Here's a top tip.....start shop-lifting. Not only is it far quicker and far cheaper but you also avoid paying 5 pence for a carrier bag. Additionally, one can drop one's guts at any time without having to worry about the reaction of others and as a "fuck you" to the paying consumers. Not to mention the deterrent effect of such a gaseous expulsion to any pursuant security staff. Job done.
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« Reply #22563 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 21:44:59 » |
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There's an outbreak of people going to the local Tesco express at 7pm where I live in their dressing gowns and onesies. What the holy fuck is that about? All women and I suspect of a pikeyish disposition, but whatever, when did that become ok?
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« Reply #22564 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 21:45:48 » |
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About 18 months ago, my dad popped into Calne Antiques on a wim. Spookily, he found a photo of his grandad. His grandad ran the butchers in calne, and my dad has no photos whatsoever. The photo is taken in the 60s we think.
The owner wouldn't sell it to him.
I went to Calne on Saturday, looking for furniture, and the owner still has the photo but still refuses to sell it. Never gives a reason. He's no relation,and it really isn't that good a photo. He still not willing to let it go.
So infuriating.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #22565 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 22:19:48 » |
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« Reply #22566 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 22:37:55 » |
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About 18 months ago, my dad popped into Calne Antiques on a wim. Spookily, he found a photo of his grandad. His grandad ran the butchers in calne, and my dad has no photos whatsoever. The photo is taken in the 60s we think.
The owner wouldn't sell it to him.
I went to Calne on Saturday, looking for furniture, and the owner still has the photo but still refuses to sell it. Never gives a reason. He's no relation,and it really isn't that good a photo. He still not willing to let it go.
So infuriating.
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« Reply #22567 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 22:56:08 » |
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Or bung him £10 to scan it..
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« Reply #22568 on: Sunday, February 28, 2016, 22:58:21 » |
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There's an outbreak of people going to the local Tesco express at 7pm where I live in their dressing gowns and onesies. What the holy fuck is that about? All women and I suspect of a pikeyish disposition, but whatever, when did that become ok?
Its not become OK. Read some story about the same thing but doing the school run. How fucking desperate is your life that you can be fucked to get dressed to take the kids to school. OK, I admit it. Its my dream life. |
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« Reply #22569 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 00:22:51 » |
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Its not become OK. Read some story about the same thing but doing the school run. How fucking desperate is your life that you can be fucked to get dressed to take the kids to school.
OK, I admit it. Its my dream life.
I wouldn't mind so much if they were unobtrusive(fit) But I've seen a dozen different ones at least last few weeks, and they all look like rejects from the roly poly's for being too fucking fat. |
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« Reply #22570 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 00:24:05 » |
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About 18 months ago, my dad popped into Calne Antiques on a wim. Spookily, he found a photo of his grandad. His grandad ran the butchers in calne, and my dad has no photos whatsoever. The photo is taken in the 60s we think.
The owner wouldn't sell it to him.
I went to Calne on Saturday, looking for furniture, and the owner still has the photo but still refuses to sell it. Never gives a reason. He's no relation,and it really isn't that good a photo. He still not willing to let it go.
So infuriating.
Pay your dodgy mate to lift it. (we all have one) |
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« Reply #22571 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 01:35:16 » |
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Are you sure you don't have an illegitimate uncle?
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« Reply #22572 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 08:20:51 » |
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Why didn't you ask to take a photo of it?
We have a photo of it, but it's not as good as the original. It turns out my dad's brother even took the photo. So even more a reason to want the photo for us. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #22573 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 10:08:54 » |
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That does seem a bit bizarre.
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« Reply #22574 on: Monday, February 29, 2016, 11:05:39 » |
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Upon being asked if I knew anything about ISO I answered that I got roped into it at my old job. Now I'm trying to get my head around an ISO27001 manual nobody has looked at for nearly 18 months
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