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« Reply #18765 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 00:03:39 » |
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I get a lot of 0800 calls on my mobile, my opinion is that if it's important they'll leave a message. They never do.
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« Reply #18766 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 07:39:02 » |
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two more from another one saying that their records indicate that I have been employed in an environment where there has been above normal levels of noise (I haven't),
Did you do the childish thing when someone mentions deafness & say pardon. |
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« Reply #18767 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 08:08:44 » |
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Did you do the childish thing when someone mentions deafness & say pardon.
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« Reply #18768 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 08:15:52 » |
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Having worked in the Fire Service Emergency control room i can confirm that you do get calls like this from time to time. It is most difficult to try and remain professional whilst on the line to them! I have had the call with the ring on the genitals and also a bloke with his piece stuck in a fence during my time.
Barnard who posts on here also, has probably dealt with a few like this too.
Handcuffs, bottles and my personal favourite, a pair of powerful magnets immovably clamped to a guys plums. |
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« Reply #18769 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 10:34:29 » |
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Handcuffs, bottles and my personal favourite, a pair of powerful magnets immovably clamped to a guys plums.
Oh god in heaven I've trapped a bit of skin on my finger between two big neodynium ones before, can't even fucking imagine how painful it must be on the plums. |
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« Reply #18770 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 10:50:28 » |
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This is a true one.
I knew a fella in the RAF who slid a chocolate matchmaker down his jap's eye
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« Reply #18771 on: Friday, February 13, 2015, 11:01:52 » |
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Did we win promotion that year?
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« Reply #18772 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 06:46:00 » |
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We got a phone call from my eldest's head teacher on Friday morning, Jacob had wee'd on another kid in the toilets. Couldn't believe he'd do something like this, my missus picked him up from school and asked if he'd been in trouble. He said no, then started crying when she asked him again. She waited to speak to his teacher and asked to talk about what had happened. His teacher looked completely blank until she realised we'd been rung by mistake, it wasn't our Jacob who'd done it, it was another Jacob instead. Went to the headteacher and she just laughed it off, saying she'd ring the right parent next time. Not really good enough! If we hadn't spoken to the teacher we'd have assumed he was lying when he'd actually have been telling the truth.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #18773 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 12:11:21 » |
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Read today that Millwall fans who went to Leeds yesterday had to pick their tickets up from the West Yorks Plod at a service station on the motorway.
Fucking disgraceful
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« Reply #18774 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 12:17:48 » |
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Read today that Millwall fans who went to Leeds yesterday had to pick their tickets up from the West Yorks Plod at a service station on the motorway.
Fucking disgraceful
Mate of mine who's Wall, reckoned last night they took 85 to Leeds. |
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« Reply #18775 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 12:36:15 » |
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Read today that Millwall fans who went to Leeds yesterday had to pick their tickets up from the West Yorks Plod at a service station on the motorway.
Fucking disgraceful
Hmmm. Tough on decent Millwall fans, but there's a part of me thinking 'you reap what you sow'. |
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« Reply #18776 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 15:59:29 » |
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Hmmm. Tough on decent Millwall fans
Indeed. Let me know the minute you find some. |
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« Reply #18777 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 19:12:39 » |
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We were on the Leeds train (changing at Donny yesterday). We thought it strange there weren't any Millwall about and put it down to something like this being likely. Sadly (I suppose) from a personal perspective I suspect it made our journey a whole lot more pleasant especially as there were Brighton on our train plus plenty of West Ham milling around Euston on their way to West Brom.
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« Reply #18778 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 19:25:31 » |
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Been like that for wall at Leeds for a few years, I believe.
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« Reply #18779 on: Sunday, February 15, 2015, 19:49:20 » |
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Having a stinking cold. Think I'm dying...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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