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« Reply #18645 on: Tuesday, February 3, 2015, 21:30:54 »

I honestly never thought that any commentary or punditry could beat ITV for its sheer patronising nature.

But BT Sport with Michael Owen is awful, he keeps going on about the size of the pitch tiring Cambridge like they normally play on a bloody five a side pitch!
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« Reply #18646 on: Tuesday, February 3, 2015, 21:40:41 »

What's wrong with the man...?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/02/03/lance-armstrong-cited-with-hit-and-run-after-trying-to-pin-it-on-his-girlfriend/
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« Reply #18647 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 07:30:07 »

Hes such a prick.
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« Reply #18648 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 08:54:42 »

F**k me, the Adver is really scraping the barrel now.  This is today's lead 'news' story.

Escort agency aims to offer some class and conversation

That's right.  The main story/headline of the day is basically an advert for an escort agency.  I don't know why I even bother looking at the site any more.
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« Reply #18649 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 09:36:40 »

F**k me, the Adver is really scraping the barrel now.  This is today's lead 'news' story.

Escort agency aims to offer some class and conversation

That's right.  The main story/headline of the day is basically an advert for an escort agency.  I don't know why I even bother looking at the site any more.

New jobs and regeneration for the town, I would say that's big news!

I will say however that Natalie looks a little rough for 24.
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« Reply #18650 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 09:44:38 »

The need to show video of everything on media outlets immediately after it happened with no thoughts of victims families.

After the Ted Robbins collapse being shown on the Current Bun website now we have...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31125735

Although not sure what Sippo was doing in Taiwan with his dash cam this morning anyway.
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« Reply #18651 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 10:05:03 »

New jobs and regeneration for the town, I would say that's big news!

I will say however that Natalie looks a little rough for 24.

I thought at first it was mum, which might have been just about OK for 40 something...it's a local paper Ardiles, what do you expect?
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« Reply #18652 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 10:08:35 »

I will say however that Natalie looks a little rough.
Should have finished that sentence there.
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« Reply #18653 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 10:11:35 »

The need to show video of everything on media outlets immediately after it happened with no thoughts of victims families.

After the Ted Robbins collapse being shown on the Current Bun website now we have...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31125735

Although not sure what Sippo was doing in Taiwan with his dash cam this morning anyway.

At least he wouldn't have needed to remove the snow from the roof/lights etc on his car over there.
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« Reply #18654 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 10:30:28 »

Zzzzz
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« Reply #18655 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 11:34:21 »

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« Reply #18656 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 14:32:59 »

I thought at first it was mum, which might have been just about OK for 40 something...it's a local paper Ardiles, what do you expect?

A little honesty, maybe.  Wink

'Bugger all happened in Swindon yesterday - let's make no bones about it.  We could make something up to pretend that something happened and sell some papers, but that would be a rubbish thing to do.  You'd be better off reading something else.'
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« Reply #18657 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 14:42:48 »

A little honesty, maybe.  Wink

'Bugger all happened in Swindon yesterday - let's make no bones about it.  We could make something up to pretend that something happened and sell some papers, but that would be a rubbish thing to do.  You'd be better off reading something else.'
I think that should read "A fair bit happened in Swindon yesterday but we're too idle/incompetent/understaffed to go out and find out about it. So here's some shite we scraped up from trawling Facebook a bit and summarising press releases (badly)"
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« Reply #18658 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 16:27:05 »

a no sex escort agency, isn't that like opening a veggie steakhouse?
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« Reply #18659 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 16:28:31 »

I had a Ford Escort once
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