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janaage
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« Reply #18675 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 19:53:30 »

Try to take my stuff, face the consequences. Don't like it? don't try it.

That's your decision, just glad that you'd be arrested, face trial and hopefully be sent down for a long time.
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Ironside
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« Reply #18676 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:01:10 »

That's your decision, just glad that you'd be arrested, face trial and hopefully be sent down for a long time.
At least I will have taken one thieving little criminal cunt out of the equation who can't burgle, mug or assault a member of your family.

You're welcome...
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« Reply #18677 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:25:23 »

As far as I'm concerned anyone who breaks into someone else's property should lose all rights. If that means home owners can defend their property by all means that's fine with me.
Was given some very specific advice regarding this by a QC on a training course once (it was actually a course about Corporate Manslaughter) but this was the lunchtime chat.

If you attack an intruder with something that would normally and reasonably be 'to hand' you will normally be ok with self defence. So don't attack with a kitchen knife in the bedroom for instance.
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« Reply #18678 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:30:46 »

Was given some very specific advice regarding this by a QC on a training course once (it was actually a course about Corporate Manslaughter) but this was the lunchtime chat.

If you attack an intruder with something that would normally and reasonably be 'to hand' you will normally be ok with self defence. So don't attack with a kitchen knife in the bedroom for instance.
so a giant black rubber dildo would be okay?
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« Reply #18679 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:38:13 »

so a giant black rubber dildo would be okay?

This might get the odd headline, I'll be honest.
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« Reply #18680 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:43:34 »

If this was in Swindon, What was your burglars name, ironside?
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« Reply #18681 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:44:29 »

That's your decision, just glad that you'd be arrested, face trial and hopefully be sent down for a long time.
Are you a burgled Janaage?
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« Reply #18682 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:47:16 »

so a giant black rubber dildo would be okay?
Fine, cannot see a problem with that.
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« Reply #18683 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 20:49:39 »

So in some warped minds the consequence of stealing from someone should be death?
Hardly a case of the punishment fitting the crime is it?
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« Reply #18684 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 21:18:01 »

So in some warped minds the consequence of stealing from someone should be death?
Hardly a case of the punishment fitting the crime is it?
agree, seems a bit harsh. Dipping one hand in scalding beef dripping for three seconds every two calendar months for a year as a first offence. Three strikes and cut the fuckers hand off. Offering sunflower oil as a vegetarian option.
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« Reply #18685 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 21:47:26 »

That greasy haired troll thats chairman of franchise being on sky sports news nearly put the remote control through the tv screen what a cunt.
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« Reply #18686 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 21:48:28 »

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So in some warped minds the consequence of stealing from someone should be death?
Hardly a case of the punishment fitting the crime is it?
yep. Tony Marin should be knighted not incarcerated.
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« Reply #18687 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2015, 21:55:45 »

If this was in Swindon, What was your burglars name, ironside?
A thieving little skag head cunt.
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose  and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.

Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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« Reply #18688 on: Thursday, February 5, 2015, 01:07:24 »

That's your decision, just glad that you'd be arrested, face trial and hopefully be sent down for a long time.

This.

Thank god for the ignore function.

That greasy haired troll thats chairman of franchise being on sky sports news nearly put the remote control through the tv screen what a cunt.

If only we could put franchise on ignore. Their attempts to redeem themselves won't work until they fold IMO; I don't care how many academy players they sell or how nice their football is. The media don't seem to get that.
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« Reply #18689 on: Thursday, February 5, 2015, 07:09:15 »

So in some warped minds the consequence of stealing from someone should be death?
Hardly a case of the punishment fitting the crime is it?
It's more than someone nicking your stuff.
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose  and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.

Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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