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« Reply #16785 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 18:40:35 » |
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Do they actually vote for a president etc?
Yes, but like last time only one person stands as Blatter has already tied up the votes required. |
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« Reply #16786 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 22:08:30 » |
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I make a point of circling round them now.
Hmm. I quite like the idea of this. So, overtake them in the outside lane, pull over to the inside lane and slow down so they pass then do it again? Overtake, pull in, slow, repeat? You could have fun for miles and miles with this on a Saturday evening on the M4. It might become my new hobby. I undertake the cunts on principle. Nah, can't do that. It's against the Highway Code and would make me as bad as them. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #16787 on: Tuesday, June 10, 2014, 06:34:35 » |
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Overtake, pull in, slow, repeat?
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« Reply #16788 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 18:38:24 » |
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Today, the cabbies of London have been driving like cunts (more so than usual) to protest against an App called Uber, which is essentially is a dating app for drivers and people who want to get to places, competing with cabs.
The issue (apart from the sheer Luddism) is that yesterday, a pretty small group of techies and hipster types had heard of Uber. Today, the entire of London is reading about it on every platform imaginable. As a result, it's the third most downloaded app on the iTunes store today. They've just staged one of the best viral advertising campaigns I've ever seen: for their sworn enemy.
Would sir like a giant cannon with which to shoot themselves in the foot there?
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« Reply #16789 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 18:40:37 » |
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Would sir like a giant cannon with which to shoot themselves in the foot there?
A water cannon? (Topical joke). |
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« Reply #16790 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 18:41:06 » |
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A water cannon?
(Topical joke).
It's okay, Boris is going to shoot himself with it. Which justifies the £300k price alone. |
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« Reply #16791 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 18:52:48 » |
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I would happily pay to see that.
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« Reply #16792 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 19:47:07 » |
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I would happily pay to see that.
As long as he's going to do it in the conditions in which it will be used - in a normal street, on concrete pavements, with walls, bollards and shop windows for him to be smashed into and with no protective gear, then yeah. Oh and if he gets the shit kicked out of him with boots and batons while he's lying on the floor after (not saying the coppers would actually do this in real life, I'd just like to see him get the shit kicked out of him) |
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Sippo
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« Reply #16793 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 20:55:13 » |
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Poor Boris. He's ace.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #16794 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 21:15:33 » |
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Poor Boris. He's ace.
He's a fucking clown. |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #16795 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 21:16:35 » |
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He is, but he's a breath of fresh air.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #16796 on: Wednesday, June 11, 2014, 22:29:12 » |
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And he's got funny hair. That's why he's mayor.
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« Reply #16797 on: Thursday, June 12, 2014, 09:21:09 » |
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He is, but he's a breath of fresh air.
no. He stinks of shit. An absolute cunt |
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« Reply #16798 on: Thursday, June 12, 2014, 09:23:17 » |
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Channel 5 documentaries. They always are a bit of a let down. Not a patch on the BBC and channel 4 offerings
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« Reply #16799 on: Thursday, June 12, 2014, 10:31:20 » |
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Channel 5 documentaries. They always are a bit of a let down. Not a patch on the BBC and channel 4 offerings
That's because they're not really documentaries, more "factual(ish) entertainment" programmes, aren't they? Kind of like "Stuart McConie's 100 best football hooligans" etc |
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