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fatbasher

« Reply #16740 on: Sunday, June 8, 2014, 21:11:22 »

Lycra clad bellends on bikes, wobbling all over roads are far more annoying than joggers. And in more danger too I'd think.

Ah. But are they visable?, Can you see them? What's more is it their responsibility that you see them or your responsibility that you see them? Should they wear hi vis stuff? Or is that not necessary as you should be aware of them?
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DMR

« Reply #16741 on: Sunday, June 8, 2014, 21:13:34 »

Are you stuck on repeat you boring cunt?
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Talk Talk

« Reply #16742 on: Sunday, June 8, 2014, 22:11:35 »

Are you stuck on repeat you boring cunt?

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FB obviously thinks that EU mandated (thanks for nothing Nordic countries) daytime running lights are a good idea as well. Funny that we have managed without them in the UK for nearly 100 years.

I think we should all get genetically engineered to have hi-vis skin. Then he can stop posting about it.
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Flashheart

« Reply #16743 on: Sunday, June 8, 2014, 22:22:14 »



I think we should all get genetically engineered to have hi-vis skin. Then he can stop posting about it.

But then they'd have to run/ride about naked!
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« Reply #16744 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 00:03:37 »

Slightly unrelated, but I was driving along the route of a cycle race yesterday and a marshal quite literally jumped out in front of my car as I was coming up to a junction because he was trying to get a photo of a bikist behind me- luckily I am able to see pedestrians, and so stamped on the brakes and didn't hit him.

When I honked my horn to signal my displeasure, I was treated to a nice florid torrent of abuse from him. Charming.
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Talk Talk

« Reply #16745 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 00:11:01 »

For the fifty fifth millionth time.

Middle lane motorway drivers. I need ground to ground missiles to blow the fuckers off the road.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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« Reply #16746 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 09:47:14 »

For the fifty fifth millionth time.

Middle lane motorway drivers. I need ground to ground missiles to blow the fuckers off the road.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I hog the middle lane wherever I go, just in case you happen to ever be behind me!
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« Reply #16747 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 10:03:02 »

I hog the middle lane wherever I go, just in case you happen to ever be behind me!

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« Reply #16748 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 10:10:51 »

For the fifty fifth millionth time.

Middle lane motorway drivers. I need ground to ground missiles to blow the fuckers off the road.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The thing you quite clearly fail to grasp though, is if that person is going faster than a car in the inside lane, a mile or more up the road, staying in the middle lane for the next 5 minutes is perfectly rational.

I undertake the cunts on principle. The outside lanes are for overtaking, and should be used as such. You wouldn't drive in the right hand lane of a country road to save pulling in and out should you be going 0.02mph faster than the car a mile in front of you.
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« Reply #16749 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 10:18:10 »



Ha!

No I'm with you, I can't stand them.
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« Reply #16750 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 10:25:00 »

I make a point of circling round them now.
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« Reply #16751 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 10:45:18 »

There seems to be an increasing trend of idiocy around pulling over for emergency vehicles. This seems to be an opportunity for those beihind you to overtake when you pull over and another opportunity to overtake when traffic starts again.
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« Reply #16752 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 10:48:03 »

There seems to be an increasing trend of idiocy around pulling over for emergency vehicles. This seems to be an opportunity for those beihind you to overtake when you pull over and another opportunity to overtake when traffic starts again.

Urgh, this.
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Flashheart

« Reply #16753 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 11:26:59 »

I just found a rotten egg and was curious to see how badly it smelled, so I gave it a sniff.

I can confirm that they smell fucking awful. I will not be doing that again.
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« Reply #16754 on: Monday, June 9, 2014, 11:29:36 »

There seems to be an increasing trend of idiocy around pulling over for emergency vehicles. This seems to be an opportunity for those beihind you to overtake when you pull over and another opportunity to overtake when traffic starts again.

Some knob did this to me a few weeks ago too.
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