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« Reply #15855 on: Thursday, March 27, 2014, 05:25:17 »

Dorcan way petrol station's pay at the pump use the ghost payment system, so they put a hold on £70 on your card & once you have finished they are supposed to release anything that you don't use but they are slow at taking the release off, i once waited for 2 days for them to release the money.

Cant say have noticed that but will have a look next time,
Rarely use Dorcan way as either closed or rammed when I go past  Head Hurts
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« Reply #15856 on: Thursday, March 27, 2014, 12:22:57 »

I say we stick DMR on her Tails, that'll be a good deal of payback.

Now I know footballers are stupid, but Danny Wellbeck cant have just called me without barring his number from his phone can he?  Its so very tempting to ring him back.

Pretend you're Sheikh Al Mohammmed and are going to offer him £400,000 a week if he shits on the Man United flag right in the middle of old trafford.

Oh, and that you'll give him another £100,000 a week if he's not shit at the world cup.
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« Reply #15857 on: Thursday, March 27, 2014, 13:41:00 »

Introducing a bird to the best spin of her life is hardly payback.

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« Reply #15858 on: Thursday, March 27, 2014, 19:23:46 »

Fucking traffic build up just because parents pick up their fucking precious little rug rats from school.

Make them walk home like I had to and leave the roads to grumpy fuckers like me
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« Reply #15859 on: Thursday, March 27, 2014, 23:27:54 »

Recently had my first experience of the school run dropping my bird's kid off a couple of times in the morning, its fucking carnage. 3 schools on the same estate, parents just park cars anywhere they can at all different angles, blocking people in, etc.  Certainly raised my stress levels.

Disclaimer - the 6 year old can't walk the 2 miles on her own.
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« Reply #15860 on: Thursday, March 27, 2014, 23:43:30 »

It's the stupid bitches who park their hugely unnecessary Chelsea Tractors like shit on designated no parking zones, or just in idiotic places that piss me off. Drove past our local school at chucking out time about a month ago only to find an X5 parked in the road, blocking the roadway, instead of on the convenient verge next to it (single lane road past a rural school). When I got out to try and find the stupid bint (I used to work at the school so I know several of the staff) I nearly got run over by another one reversing a fucking Range Rover Vogue who wasn't looking where she was going.

When I was finally pointed to the woman whose car it was blocking the road she wasn't (as might be slightly forgivable) trying to hurry little Timmy to the car, no, she was sat having a fucking coffee and a chat. When I asked her why she didn't park on the verge she said she'd just had the car cleaned and that she didn't want to get it dirty.

I've since heard that parents have now been asked to park away from school and then walk children back to their moron wagons.

Owning a BMW X5 would be an offence in my Britain. Such a stupid, useless, pointless thing.
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« Reply #15861 on: Thursday, March 27, 2014, 23:46:07 »

That's why the word twat is such a good one, it doesn't have to be heard to be recognised  Smiley
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« Reply #15862 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 11:32:04 »

How the phrase 'Tippy Tappy' is constantly used by people as solely negative.

As if short, intricate passing is always a bad thing.

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« Reply #15863 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 11:38:52 »

Conversely it annoys me when people describe constant short passing without going anywhere before losing it  as somehow morally superior to hitting the ball longer and losing it.

But I think it's the same argument really. We want attacking football not endless sideways passes or neck ache inducing hoofball
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« Reply #15864 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 12:51:59 »

Recently had my first experience of the school run dropping my bird's kid off a couple of times in the morning, its fucking carnage. 3 schools on the same estate, parents just park cars anywhere they can at all different angles, blocking people in, etc.  Certainly raised my stress levels.

Disclaimer - the 6 year old can't walk the 2 miles on her own.

Couldn't you locate somewhere a bit further away but quieter for parking then walk the girl to school then walk back to the motor?  Saves on stress, gets the little un into the idea that walking is the reason why we're a biped, and you'd get some exercise yourself.
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« Reply #15865 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 17:19:15 »

It's the stupid bitches who park their hugely unnecessary Chelsea Tractors like shit on designated no parking zones, or just in idiotic places that piss me off. Drove past our local school at chucking out time about a month ago only to find an X5 parked in the road, blocking the roadway, instead of on the convenient verge next to it (single lane road past a rural school). When I got out to try and find the stupid bint (I used to work at the school so I know several of the staff) I nearly got run over by another one reversing a fucking Range Rover Vogue who wasn't looking where she was going.

When I was finally pointed to the woman whose car it was blocking the road she wasn't (as might be slightly forgivable) trying to hurry little Timmy to the car, no, she was sat having a fucking coffee and a chat. When I asked her why she didn't park on the verge she said she'd just had the car cleaned and that she didn't want to get it dirty.

I've since heard that parents have now been asked to park away from school and then walk children back to their moron wagons.

Owning a BMW X5 would be an offence in my Britain. Such a stupid, useless, pointless thing.

You say about parking, we caught some cunt parking on our drive (its next to the school), and they had the cheek to say it wasnt there problem when confronted.

Fucking dirty smackhead cunt.

His house got raided a couple of days later, might have had something to do with the drugs info i told the old bill about Cheesy
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« Reply #15866 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 17:43:11 »

Did he manage to reverse off your drive ok?  Smiley
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« Reply #15867 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 18:28:30 »

Sky. Constant emails trying to flog me tickets to events despite me a) never subscribing to it, and b) subsequently unsubscribing on no less than 4 occasions. And them calling me up twice a week for the past month asking why I cancelled my subscription with them. I'll go with Virgin next time.
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« Reply #15868 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 18:35:58 »

Did he manage to reverse off your drive ok?  Smiley

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« Reply #15869 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 19:27:13 »

You say about parking, we caught some cunt parking on our drive (its next to the school), and they had the cheek to say it wasnt there problem when confronted.

Fucking dirty smackhead cunt.

His house got raided a couple of days later, might have had something to do with the drugs info i told the old bill about Cheesy
I would have parked my car behind theirs so they couldn't get off then walk away.
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