Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Arriba]

7. Decent night. Si Pie hasn't slept.

Good lads. Still partial to the odd session myself.
Did you ever go to the mushroom location i gave you?

[4D]

Ear wax. Why?

[kerry red]

Ear wax. Why?

The reason there are paper clips.

[jayohaitchenn]

Good lads. Still partial to the odd session myself.
Did you ever go to the mushroom location i gave you?

No I didn't, halucinagens are not for me. Passed on the location to some who'd be interested though

[fatbasher]

I parked in Lidl tonight on GWW. I left one space to my right and five spaces to my left and some twat pulls in next to me. What is it with these fuckwits? Being a knight of the road I try to look after the car my company provide me with as if it's my own (after all I have to pay for the privilege of using it for my work and I spend most of my working day in it) and I don't take kindly to feckless fuckwits with clapped out rust buckets putting dents in it or scratching the paint work. How many spaces distance do you need?

[DV]

I take your point but surely people are still capable of getting in and out of cars parked next to other cars without destroying them.

[4D]

No, some aren't. One of our cars got 'doored' by some twat in melksham, left a six inch crease and they buggered off. A few years back I was sat in my civic type r which I liked to keep pristine. We were in a supermarket car park when this older Peugeot estate pulls up on the passenger side, bloke gets out and his door hits my wing mirror. I didn't bother to say anything and neither did he, no apology, nothing. I thought what's the point, there is a plastic cover, it'll be ok. Nothing to do with the fact that he was nearer 7ft than 6ft, and probably hovering around the 22st mark

[Batch]

So they parked in a space then. The horror.

[4D]

So they parked in a space then. The horror.

I know what fats is saying, quite often I go to open my car door and someone decides to drive in next to me when there are several other spaces.

[Cookie]

I had to pay a couple of hundred quid excess on a hire car when someone 'doored' it. cunts. The hire cost was only £60.

[Batch]

In just trying to wind him up. People who don't respect others property are wankers.

But you don't get the right to three spaces unfortunately.

Mind you equally wankerish are people who purposely park in two spaces. Especially when it's busy.

[Paolo69]

Mind you equally wankerish are people who purposely park in two spaces. Especially when it's busy.

Agreed. These people should be knee capped.

[Arriba]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Park as far away from the shop a possible. Right in the far corner. People generally avoid walking so I rarely get people next to me. Those that do are generally careful drivers themselves

[woolster]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Park as far away from the shop a possible. Right in the far corner. People generally avoid walking so I rarely get people next to me. Those that do are generally careful drivers themselves

This, also when I take my boy swimming at the oasis I park in the car park where all the Royal Mail vans are, as they have finished for the day meaning no other cunt can park next to me  

[Ticker45]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Park as far away from the shop a possible. Right in the far corner. People generally avoid walking so I rarely get people next to me. Those that do are generally careful drivers themselves

This. there is one thing that always makes me think wtf is the users of the Nuffield gym at Greenbridge who park as near to the entrance as possible to save them walking any distance so they can go in then to get fit!