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« Reply #11910 on: Sunday, May 5, 2013, 22:56:17 »

That is actually what was said by the UKIP member on a news item when asked about the picture. Don't look like he's reaching for anything to me.

If I lived about 400m from where I do now, he would have been one of my candidates. Wouldn't have voted for him anyway, whatever his politics, as he's a yeovil supporter and therefore a moron.
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« Reply #11911 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 08:19:49 »

Why I have to work today. Been here since half 7 and didn't get in until stupidly late, I'm still fucking hammered, haven't washed, have blood all over my hands and in desperate need of a morning pint to keep me going, and to make it better I don't finish until half 4 so will miss some of the football this afternoon.

I love bank holidays  Crying
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« Reply #11912 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 08:35:52 »

Why I have to work today. Been here since half 7 and didn't get in until stupidly late, I'm still fucking hammered, haven't washed, have blood all over my hands and in desperate need of a morning pint to keep me going, and to make it better I don't finish until half 4 so will miss some of the football this afternoon.

I love bank holidays  Crying

Does the blood on your hands relate to your job or an incident while you were out?

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« Reply #11913 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 08:38:36 »

probably murdering them pesky Muslims
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« Reply #11914 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 08:40:59 »

My wife when she's been drinking.
I quite like the fact my wife doesnt drink (too much)
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« Reply #11915 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 08:47:17 »

This:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22421185

It annoys me that there are people in this world (yes, America, I'm looking at you) to whom the ability to own a gun is the pinnacle of all freedoms.
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« Reply #11916 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 08:51:33 »

I quite like the fact my wife doesnt drink (too much)

Nor does mine, normally. Which makes it 10 times worse when she does go out on a bender.

Currently still in bed nursing a huge hangover.
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« Reply #11917 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 08:53:23 »

This:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22421185

It annoys me that there are people in this world (yes, America, I'm looking at you) to whom the ability to own a gun is the pinnacle of all freedoms.
A bunch of Americans that I met when I was in the US were astonished and nearly unable to comprehend the fact that I had never held a gun, let alone fired one.
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« Reply #11918 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 09:08:10 »

This:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22421185

It annoys me that there are people in this world (yes, America, I'm looking at you) to whom the ability to own a gun is the pinnacle of all freedoms.

I wonder when they'll come up with an assault rifle design? Surely liberty and freedom is all about the right to discharge hundreds of rounds a minute into innocent strangers as you suffer a mental breakdown?
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« Reply #11919 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 09:25:00 »

Does the blood on your hands relate to your job or an incident while you were out?



An incident I have no idea about, just have cuts all over my knuckles!  Hmmm Head Hurts
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« Reply #11920 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 10:12:52 »

This:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22421185

It annoys me that there are people in this world (yes, America, I'm looking at you) to whom the ability to own a gun is the pinnacle of all freedoms.
Well that's fucked the world up then, in 10-15 years people will be making their own guns at home... Who thought that was a good idea?
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« Reply #11921 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 10:15:25 »

I fear for the world, this is arguably the worst invention ever made.
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« Reply #11922 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 10:16:29 »

An incident I have no idea about, just have cuts all over my knuckles!  Hmmm Head Hurts

Have you been out punching lampposts?
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« Reply #11923 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 14:38:36 »

That's not going to show up on airport scanners is it?
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« Reply #11924 on: Monday, May 6, 2013, 14:42:52 »

Have you been out punching lampposts?

I don't think so..  Huh?
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