Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Honkytonk]

I want a merc. Lovely looking cars.

Talk to the new board. They got a good deal.

I always used to sit in the outside lane of the 2->1 bit of carriageway after the Podimore roundabout on the A303 heading towards Sparkford, where it goes to the 50 limit through West Camel. Had some right angry cunts up behind me, (mostly in Beemers/mercs) was always terrific fun just to happily wave at them whilst they fumed away in my rear view mirror.

[Bewster]

I used to do this on the A3 going into Hindehead until some bloke in a 4*4 overtook me with all of his wheels in the central reservation causing me to swerve to avoid being clipped.

Easier if you are in a HGV.

[Chubbs]

I had a dick in a Merc nearly take me out at the Hilton junction today where the road goes from 3 lanes to 2. Saw him coming from miles back in the mirror, expected him to pull in behind me but he proceeded to try and overtake after the lanes merge and very nearly sideswiped me.

I hoped to catch up with him after that to give him a piece of my mind, but I was doing 70 down the dual carriageway and he disappeared into the distance.

I hate that bit of road, you get the impatient fuckers who are only 2 cars back, pull out just so they can get in front knowing it goes into 2 lanes just a few yards down. If im in my golf i will always give them a run for their money just so they dont get infront.

[Samdy Gray]

Most of the cocks that do it end up turning left at Blagrove towards West Swindon too. I try not to let it get to me these days, but the guy in the Merc really pissed me off earlier.

[bigbobjoylove]

This countries justice system.

Someone who wants to kill lots of people and cause massive devastation only gets imprisoned for 15 years.

What happens when this person gets out? He's going to be even more mad!

You also wonder about the influence they might have on the other inmates.

[Spud]

This countries justice system.

Someone who wants to kill lots of people and cause massive devastation only gets imprisoned for 15 years.

What happens when this person gets out? He's going to be even more mad!

It's safe to say, that he won't be skipping whilst singing a show tune.

[Arriba]

Being up and awake when I could be asleep. No reason to be up

[Ginginho]

I was awake and up at quarter to six. Stupid body clock, I get up around this time every day, even at weekends, regardless of what time I went to bed.

[4D]

Bonnet bras. Saw one on a Bentley this morning. What's that all about? 

[Samdy Gray]

Prevents stone chips.

Understandable on a Bentley, not so understandable when you one on a 20 year old Vauxhall.

[dagrumpymunki]

Prevents stone chips.

Understandable on a Bentley, not so understandable when you one on a 20 year old Vauxhall.

Seriously? People lash out on a Bentley and then stick some plastic matting on the bonnet? Do these same people buy antique chesterfield sofa's and cover them in vinyl?

[4D]

I think I'd prefer stone chips.

[dagrumpymunki]

I think I'd prefer stone chips.

So would I. And you'd think if you could afford a Bentley you could afford to have your paintwork sorted out every now and again.

[Nemo]

Or Ygritte (Rose Leslie)

Happy fucking days this week!

[Peter Gibbons]

Bonnet bras. Saw one on a Bentley this morning. What's that all about? 

I've got a mate that made an absolute fortune out of selling them - more or less cornered the online market and recently sold his business.    He told me most of his custom came from Bradford.