Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[sonicyouth]

why it is obligatory for everyone on TV to wear a poppy

[DMR]

People who don't say 'bless you' when you sneeze. Miserable cunts.

[4D]

I had Virgin Tivo installed earlier & now the remote has stopped working, i have tried everything the troubleshooting guide tells you. I phone virgin & they tell me that they will have one out to me within a few days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

I now have to walk across the room to change channel.

Have you put any batteries in?

Or, move your sofa to within arms reach of your telly.

[herthab]

Or get a stick.

[donkey]

I had Virgin Tivo installed earlier & now the remote has stopped working, i have tried everything the troubleshooting guide tells you. I phone virgin & they tell me that they will have one out to me within a few days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

I now have to walk across the room to change channel.

It's 1986 all over again.  I used to watch some shit as a kid, as I couldn't be arsed to stand up and change the channel.

[jutty274]

The bloke who installed my virgin has just popped around & swapped the remote around, he said he seen on the list for a few days time & he had a spare one so he brought it around.

[Notts red]

People who don't say 'bless you' when you sneeze. Miserable cunts.

That's because of the fairies, If my daughter sneezes and I say bless you she says " that's another fairy dead " apparently that's the deal. miserable cunts,  but it's good for the fairy population. 

[Flashheart]

I'm sure I've mention similar here before not long ago but ......

My sister has had a baby recently, that's all good. She's putting baby pics up on facebook, fair enough.

People are saying how much the baby looks just like my sister. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T IN THE SLIGHTEST.   

[donkey]

I'm sure I've mention similar here before not long ago but ......

My sister has had a baby recently, that's all good. She's putting baby pics up on facebook, fair enough.

People are saying how much the baby looks just like my sister. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T IN THE SLIGHTEST.   

I imagine it looks a little like Winston Churchill, as all babies do.

[Kinky Tom]

50Mph joining a motorway, middle lane hogs and tail-gaters are pretty annoying. But they still don't come close to the utter retards that try to re-join the motorway from the hard shoulder by pointing his/her practically stationary car at the inside lane and indicating.

another driving annoyance - just out of my house there is a turning on to a main road - often pretty busy - that bit's fine, i don't really mind waiting for the traffic but what i do mind is when somebody wants to turn right...

the road onto the main road isn't very wide but it is perfectly wide enough for a car to get the fuck over to the right hand side of the lane to allow those of us turning left to pull up along side and get on our way.  if somebody turning right decides not to get over and uses the middle of the lane it is impossible to get along side and get on your way. 

it's just plain ignorant as there could be a massive gap of traffic heading left but they of course have to wait for a gap in both left bound and right bound traffic and you can bet your ass that once they do finally get out you'll have to wait another few minutes to get out yourself!

[Fred Elliot]

The Society of Black Lawyers

[tans]

The Society of Black Lawyers

Racist

[Fred Elliot]

Fuck'em

[Fred Elliot]

Racist

Yes they are

[Arriba]

Think the Clattenburg issue and the way they quickly jumped on the bandwagon will leave them embarrased eventually.