Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[DMR]

I'm sure I've posted this before, but I'm posting it again: lane discipline on the M4 J16 roundabout or the lack thereof, particularly travelling in the West Swindon to Wootton Bassett direction. I'm used to seeing complete dickheads pulling silly maneuvers to save themselves a couple of seconds off of their commute; for example this morning I witnessed one particular knob cut across three lanes of traffic to undertake and then cut back in across two lanes to make his exit. This though is not my bug bear today. That lies with the complete cockjuggling spazmoid who decided he quite liked the look of the piece of tarmac that my car was occupying and therefore, without indicating, proceeded to try and sideswipe me into the next lane forcing me to slam on the anchors and swerve to avoid him.

Now, I'm normally quite a patient driver. I don't usually see the point in getting irate about other motorists and their complete inability to apply the rules of the road but this morning was not one of those times. I was, to say the least, rather miffed. As the motive for his actions became evident at the next set of lights when he moved over another lane, I pulled up alongside him to try and educate him about the error of his ways. The girly headed fuck then proceeded to ignore my gesticulation (I'm ashamed to say there was rather a lot of this) as he blankly stared ahead whilst supping a pint of milk direct from the plastic carton. Just as I was contemplating getting out of the car to remonstrate further, the lights changed and I had a sudden realisation that booting his door/window/wing mirror probably wouldn't be the cleverest of ideas anyway and I carried along my merry way to work.

So if you drive a lime green 09 plate Ford Fiesta and are quite fond of a bit of milk in the mornings, I hope you slip on a crisp packet and land in a steaming pile of dog doodoo, you jagoloon.

Rant over. I feel slightly better now.

You seem to encounter these sorts of traffic problems regularly.

Food for thought: the common denominator in all these examples of dreadful driving is one Samdy Gray

[Sippo]

Teaching staff aren't allowed to mark books anymore as it can be deemed offensive.

[4D]

You should have given him a 10 second blast on the horn, Sam! Then gesticulate when he looks over

[Samdy Gray]

You seem to encounter these sorts of traffic problems regularly.

Food for thought: the common denominator in all these examples of dreadful driving is one Samdy Gray

Do you know what David, I considered putting a *awaits DMR trolling* line at the bottom of my post because I knew full well that you'd feel the need to. And you proved me right.

Come to think of it, the Fiesta driver looked a little like you...

[Samdy Gray]

You should have given him a 10 second blast on the horn, Sam! Then gesticulate when he looks over

Oh I was tooting, he just wouldn't look anywhere other than straight ahead.

[DMR]

Do you know what David, I considered putting a *awaits DMR trolling* line at the bottom of my post because I knew full well that you'd feel the need to. And you proved me right.

Come to think of it, the Fiesta driver looked a little like you...

I'm glad you care about my trolling enough to the extent that I am perpetually in your conciousness but I suspect that says more about you than me

For the record I drive a Vauxhall, do not drink milk 'neat' and am very much a 'short back and sides' merchant in lieu of a more girly style.

[4D]

The twat probably had a bowl of cereal on his lap too. I can't stand drivers who treat their car as somewhere they can use to get ready for work by shaving, applying make up, brushing hair / teeth. Get up earlier you twonk.

[Samdy Gray]

I'm glad you care about my trolling enough to the extent that I am perpetually in your conciousness but I suspect that says more about you than me

It's true, I can't stop thinking about you Dave.

[DMR]

Me neither

[Barry Scott]

People who refuse to accept that anything shit in their lives might actually be their fault.

This is right up near the top of my considerable list of hates.

I hate people who say, "I'm so unlucky," and all that other woe is me, life is a struggle, bullshit (when it's obviously not really the case). Grow up.

[Matchworn Shirts]

The missus still has her boss sniffing around her. Oh & some other dude also now

[sonicyouth]

The missus still has her boss sniffing around her. Oh & some other dude also now

she must be encouraging it

[pumbaa]

Does buying a pair of Lonsdale shoes from Sports Direct make me a chav?

[Bewster]

The missus still has her boss sniffing around her. Oh & some other dude also now

maybe she smells ?

[Bewster]

Does buying a pair of Lonsdale shoes from Sports Direct make me a chav?

Without a doubt