Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Ardiles]

Maybe he didn't...and this is all part of an elaborate bluff to suggest that he did?

[4D]

Maybe he didn't...and this is all part of an elaborate bluff to suggest that he did?

Maybe the signal was crap in the lap dancing club. 

[Benzel]

Haha, nah I'd been over hers and had nodded off but had to drive home, got the old, twitter is more important than me line.

[Batch]

Stop trying to understand Women and what they think. No good can come of it, its an impossibility.

[DMR]

We really do need pics of this bird to make an informed judgement on the best course of action

[Arriba]

Flip it onto her. Tell her she only truely loves you if she does arse to mouth

[Batch]

So do you not have "sent Messages" and do these not have "message details" attach to them showing the send time then?

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

So do you not have "sent Messages" and do these not have "message details" attach to them showing the send time then?

Depends if he typed it out then didn't actually hit the send button, woulda stayed in the box waiting to be sent all night.

[Benzel]

So do you not have "sent Messages" and do these not have "message details" attach to them showing the send time then?

Nah there's no sent message folder on this one but having just looked again it does now say the message was sent at 22:40 last night, where as earlier it said it was sent at like 9:30 or whatever. IN YOUR FACE WOMAN. #winning

[AldbourneRed]

IN YOUR FACE WOMAN.

A sensible suggestion for how she can apologise for the false accusation 

[Reg Smeeton]

Stop trying to understand Women and what they think. No good can come of it, its an impossibility.

Very true...if the sex is good, may be worth an apology, it matters nowt that you've done nothing wrong. If it isn't bin her, plenty more fish...etc (although there apparently isn't, what with over fishing and so on)

[Samdy Gray]

I'm sure I've posted this before, but I'm posting it again: lane discipline on the M4 J16 roundabout or the lack thereof, particularly travelling in the West Swindon to Wootton Bassett direction. I'm used to seeing complete dickheads pulling silly maneuvers to save themselves a couple of seconds off of their commute; for example this morning I witnessed one particular knob cut across three lanes of traffic to undertake and then cut back in across two lanes to make his exit. This though is not my bug bear today. That lies with the complete cockjuggling spazmoid who decided he quite liked the look of the piece of tarmac that my car was occupying and therefore, without indicating, proceeded to try and sideswipe me into the next lane forcing me to slam on the anchors and swerve to avoid him.

Now, I'm normally quite a patient driver. I don't usually see the point in getting irate about other motorists and their complete inability to apply the rules of the road but this morning was not one of those times. I was, to say the least, rather miffed. As the motive for his actions became evident at the next set of lights when he moved over another lane, I pulled up alongside him to try and educate him about the error of his ways. The girly headed fuck then proceeded to ignore my gesticulation (I'm ashamed to say there was rather a lot of this) as he blankly stared ahead whilst supping a pint of milk direct from the plastic carton. Just as I was contemplating getting out of the car to remonstrate further, the lights changed and I had a sudden realisation that booting his door/window/wing mirror probably wouldn't be the cleverest of ideas anyway and I carried along my merry way to work.

So if you drive a lime green 09 plate Ford Fiesta and are quite fond of a bit of milk in the mornings, I hope you slip on a crisp packet and land in a steaming pile of dog doodoo, you jagoloon.

Rant over. I feel slightly better now.

[jayohaitchenn]

Jagoloon!! Brilliant.

[wiggy]

People who refuse to accept that anything shit in their lives might actually be their fault.

[tans]

So if you drive a lime green 09 plate Ford Fiesta and are quite fond of a bit of milk in the mornings, I hope you slip on a crisp packet and land in a steaming pile of dog doodoo, you jagoloon.

Not harsh enough sam.