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« Reply #7305 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 08:30:03 » |
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Spending 5 minutes looking for the lid to the sugar, only to finally find it in my hand where it had been all along
Euthanasia might be the best thing for me right now.
I wouldn't. You'll get locked up for murder. |
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nevillew
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« Reply #7306 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 08:36:28 » |
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Spending 5 minutes looking for the lid to the sugar, only to finally find it in my hand where it had been all along
Euthanasia might be the best thing for me right now.
Or a youth in Asia ? |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #7307 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 08:44:12 » |
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Spending 5 minutes looking for the lid to the sugar, only to finally find it in my hand where it had been all along
Euthanasia might be the best thing for me right now.
Or you could cut out the sugar. |
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That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #7308 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 08:57:11 » |
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Cancelling my telephone account. I called my provider yesterday to cancel my account with them, I needed to get this done by today. After waiting about 5 to 10 minutes the customer service person told me that because I didn't have my account number to hand then it would take 14 days to close; if I had my account number they could do it in 1 day  . I was told to go and find my account number and call back, which I did - after 10 minutes of holding I got through to them, they cancelled my account and it will be closed today - this time they didn't even ask me for my account number  |
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« Reply #7309 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 09:20:46 » |
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Or you could cut out the sugar.
Tea without sugar? Madness |
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« Reply #7310 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 09:27:45 » |
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I have an exam tomorrow which I'm not prepared for and know fuck all about. I doubt I'll reach the magical 40%.
Nothing against students as I didn't fancy being weighed down by debt, but whats the point in having a 40% pass mark on exam. What if you're a doctor and only got 90% on exam, someone dies. Oops it was in the 10% I got wrong, exams should have 100% pass rate! |
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nevillew
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« Reply #7311 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 09:30:00 » |
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Nothing against students as I didn't fancy being weighed down by debt, but whats the point in having a 40% pass mark on exam. What if you're a doctor and only got 90% on exam, someone dies. Oops it was in the 10% I got wrong, exams should have 100% pass rate!
Fine, if you accept the fact that you'll be sacked the next time you make a mistake at work. |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #7312 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 10:04:00 » |
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'Rinsers'. More like slags.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Matchworn Shirts
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« Reply #7313 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 11:53:23 » |
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Madness
that's just one step beyond |
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« Reply #7314 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 12:09:28 » |
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Tea without sugar? Madness
That will be a Grey Day |
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« Reply #7315 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 12:23:31 » |
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Nothing against students as I didn't fancy being weighed down by debt, but whats the point in having a 40% pass mark on exam. What if you're a doctor and only got 90% on exam, someone dies. Oops it was in the 10% I got wrong, exams should have 100% pass rate!
I'm confident in all my other exams. I didn't choose this module though, an administrative fuck up meant I was 0.5 course units short, by the time they'd realised it was late January and this module was all they had left (I'd already missed 6 lectures by that point). Maybe multiple choice exams should have a 100% pass rate, but timed essays? Not a chance. |
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nevillew
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« Reply #7316 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 12:43:46 » |
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That will be a Grey Day
Or an Earl Grey day. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #7317 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 15:33:21 » |
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You're an embarrassment.
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« Reply #7318 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 07:56:21 » |
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A (female) colleague pointing out that in my desktop background (it's the wide angle shot of the team celebrating with the trophy on the floor in front of them) it looks like Caddis has pitched a tent.
Great, new background required then.
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« Reply #7319 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 10:10:56 » |
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Client: Thanks for your article on the history of American furniture, but we've changed our mind and now want an article on the history of European furniture instead. Can you write me a new one at no extra charge, and can you do it today? How's about fuck-off? |
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