Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Exiled Bob]

I always used to take a dump at work, may as well do it in someone elses time....

...preferably during overtime. As a contractor colleague of mine used to call it: "Time and a Turd".

[Reg Smeeton]

I always used to take a dump at work, may as well do it in someone elses time....

I always thought people just pretended to take a dump, to get a quiet 5 minutes.

[Bogus Dave]

I'm watching a gig in Oxford tonight, and booked a hotel to stay. 3 stars out of 5, turns out it used to be a known brothel (maybe still is?) and was raided a while ago for human trafficking.

Should be fun

[Saxondale]

What are you going to see Dave?

[tans]

I'm watching a gig in Oxford tonight, and booked a hotel to stay. 3 stars out of 5, turns out it used to be a known brothel (maybe still is?) and was raided a while ago for human trafficking.

Should be fun

Which hotel?

Not the nanford?

[Bogus Dave]

Athena guest house. It's been an odd experience so far. A stoned Eastern European cleaner let us in when we got here, the owner said we could wait in our room and he'd arrive in half hour. An hour later he arrives, asks us to write our details down on a piece of scrap paper, and tells us to leave our keys in the room when we check out. We only stayed here because it's on Cowley road and was the cheapest place around (although still £73)

gunna see Scott Bradley's postmodern jukebox, which should be a good laugh

[REDBUCK]

Try the Rusty Bicycle as a pub to escape - it's down the road opposite.

[Simon Pieman]

Athena guest house. It's been an odd experience so far. A stoned Eastern European cleaner let us in when we got here, the owner said we could wait in our room and he'd arrive in half hour. An hour later he arrives, asks us to write our details down on a piece of scrap paper, and tells us to leave our keys in the room when we check out. We only stayed here because it's on Cowley road and was the cheapest place around (although still £73)

gunna see Scott Bradley's postmodern jukebox, which should be a good laugh

The Trip Advisor reviews look splendid

[tans]

Athena guest house. It's been an odd experience so far. A stoned Eastern European cleaner let us in when we got here, the owner said we could wait in our room and he'd arrive in half hour. An hour later he arrives, asks us to write our details down on a piece of scrap paper, and tells us to leave our keys in the room when we check out. We only stayed here because it's on Cowley road and was the cheapest place around (although still £73)

gunna see Scott Bradley's postmodern jukebox, which should be a good laugh

That place is awful

[REDBUCK]

You're not wrong. It looked a bit of a death tap when we stayed there.  Wandered the streets rather than go back too early.

it was cheaper than £73 though.

[Flashheart]

I love that guests need to call some number stuck on the door for some guy to come and let them in, and that one guest had to do a 'self check-in' in the dark.

Dave needs to get the number, we could have some fun trolling the fuck out of them.

[Ells]

Reminded me of this

[suttonred]

I love that guests need to call some number stuck on the door for some guy to come and let them in, and that one guest had to do a 'self check-in' in the dark.

Dave needs to get the number, we could have some fun trolling the fuck out of them.

I think by the sound of it he's either going to get murdered or bummed tonight.

[Ells]

I think by the sound of it he's either going to get murdered or bummed tonight.

Or both

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Or both

In which order?! Dave let us know your still alive in the morning please?!