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« Reply #22725 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 18:34:51 » |
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Oh yeah.
I was a bit drunk. It did say "all things about it" though. No suggestions that it had to be positive.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #22726 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 19:54:12 » |
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Can't deny that. I apologise for childishly posting in that thread. I won't for thinking the entire event brings out the sad, cruel and utterly, utterly dull though.  |
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« Reply #22727 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 20:46:09 » |
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Fucking SJW. Fuck off.
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« Reply #22728 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 20:47:58 » |
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Fucking SJW. Fuck off.
Do you mean me or SJW in general? Or our new defender and it was a typo? |
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« Reply #22729 on: Friday, March 18, 2016, 21:27:26 » |
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The british publics donations to sports relief. Jo Brand makes a million for having a bit of a walk. Some twats making cakes make over a million. Eddie Izzard runs 27 marathons in 27 days in south african heat of up to 40 degrees and the public think, nah thats not a patch on having a walk or making a cake, thats not a challenge, here's 700k.
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« Reply #22730 on: Saturday, March 19, 2016, 23:05:20 » |
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The british publics donations to sports relief. Jo Brand makes a million for having a bit of a walk. Some twats making cakes make over a million. Eddie Izzard runs 27 marathons in 27 days in south african heat of up to 40 degrees and the public think, nah thats not a patch on having a walk or making a cake, thats not a challenge, here's 700k.
You need to watch Stewart Lee's stand up about charity  |
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« Reply #22731 on: Saturday, March 19, 2016, 23:14:05 » |
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I have watched it many times. I was talking to the wife about it. Adrian Chiles and 300k for having a fucking shave.
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« Reply #22732 on: Saturday, March 19, 2016, 23:17:26 » |
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I have watched it many times. I was talking to the wife about it. Adrian Chiles and 300k for having a fucking shave.
your post just reminded me of it. Bloody Russell Howard. |
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« Reply #22733 on: Sunday, March 20, 2016, 09:31:26 » |
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Toilet seats that don't go past vertical when in the up position, so that when one is spending a penny one has to have one hand holding the seat up, and the other on one's old fella, controlling flow and direction.
Sometimes this means a man will have to pull down his undergarments and slacks further than might be socially acceptable, as often the spare hand (the one now holding the lid up) is used to ensure clothing is not interfering with the flow of urine.
Very annoying.
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« Reply #22734 on: Sunday, March 20, 2016, 09:40:38 » |
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The british publics donations to sports relief. Jo Brand makes a million for having a bit of a walk. Some twats making cakes make over a million. Eddie Izzard runs 27 marathons in 27 days in south african heat of up to 40 degrees and the public think, nah thats not a patch on having a walk or making a cake, thats not a challenge, here's 700k.
Reminds me of this. I keep hearing them talking about it on BBC Wiltshire radio. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03n56hj#playHe's taking his dog for a walk, for a mile, for Sport Relief. Talk about pushing the boat out. |
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« Reply #22735 on: Sunday, March 20, 2016, 10:35:51 » |
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The kids at my school did more than that!!!
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« Reply #22736 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 11:33:16 » |
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tbf I read that more that he was trying to encourage lots of people to take part rather than that it was his sole personal contribution. If you're looking to do something that's mass participation (or as mass participation as you can get when you're on local radio), you need to keep the barrier low. Don't think he'd get much take up for a "BBC Wiltshire listeners doing the Iron Man Challenge" |
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« Reply #22737 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 21:50:30 » |
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"I'm not one to gossip, but..."
What I find is that people that begin a sentence with those words do so quite often and are, therefore, very much ones to gossip.
Gossipy twats.
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« Reply #22738 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 22:21:24 » |
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"I'm not one to gossip, but..."
What I find is that people that begin a sentence with those words do so quite often and are, therefore, very much ones to gossip.
Gossipy twats.
Pretty much true of any "I'm not _ but", tbf. The best ones being "I'm not racist but.." Before saying something blatantly racist or "no offence but I fucking hate you." On a similar note (I hear it a lot more in Wales but it's not just them) often say "I'm not being funny but.." And then say absolutely anything. It's pointless. |
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« Reply #22739 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2016, 13:06:53 » |
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Apologies for the click-bait, but this came to may attention and got under my skin: So he puts tomato slices with fucking SEEDS in them. They grow, and it's unbelievable! Un-fucking-believable. Unbelievable that plants will grow from fucking seeds. I'l tell you what's unbelievable! It's unbelievable that whichever fuckwit wrote this can remember to breathe, let alone use a computer. Just fuck off. Fuck the fuck off. And don't fucking breed. |
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