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« Reply #22650 on: Tuesday, March 8, 2016, 23:05:30 » |
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Lucky you. I'm homeless. I am Spike Milligan..
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« Reply #22651 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2016, 08:53:21 » |
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The booze calculator within that link is fun.
Apparently I drink like I'm from Namibia
I too am Namibia, however it equates to about 2 points a night which is (in my view) acceptable. But we stayed in this weekend so that diffuse could easily hit the 25 mark which on the stats they present horrendous reading. Don't like this thread, think i need a pint to calm down  |
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« Reply #22652 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2016, 11:52:41 » |
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I don't really understand how this works, but in whatever case it would be a dream for Jeremy Kyle.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35761281 |
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« Reply #22653 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2016, 12:06:26 » |
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I too am Namibia, however it equates to about 2 points a night which is (in my view) acceptable. But we stayed in this weekend so that diffuse could easily hit the 25 mark which on the stats they present horrendous reading. Don't like this thread, think i need a pint to calm down I am Portugal - not sure if that is good or bad? Had a MORI survey round earlier in the week so I already had the revised figures for drinking in my head! |
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« Reply #22654 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2016, 19:12:51 » |
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I forgot Chelsea were at home tonight.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #22655 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 12:32:00 » |
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The continual obsession that some people have with their mobile phones.
Twice now, at work, I have been having a piss at the urinal and the fella next to me is checking something on his phone. How important can it be that he can't spend 2 minutes away from his phone.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #22656 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 12:37:38 » |
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He's getting a photo of your old fella I reckon. And twice in a morning? People moan about smokers having multi breaks.
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« Reply #22657 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 12:45:28 » |
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He's getting a photo of your old fella I reckon. And twice in a morning? People moan about smokers having multi breaks.
Someone else said that as well actually. Pretty sure he wasn't! It wasn't on the same day, 2 different days. I had a health assessment recently which said I was De-hydrated so I drink loads of water at work which = loads of visits to the pisshouse. Irritating, but healthy! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #22658 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 13:45:13 » |
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Someone else said that as well actually. Pretty sure he wasn't!
It wasn't on the same day, 2 different days.
I had a health assessment recently which said I was De-hydrated so I drink loads of water at work which = loads of visits to the pisshouse. Irritating, but healthy!
im the same, im trying to keep up with the 8 glasses a day and i swear people at work think i have a problem. |
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« Reply #22659 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 13:49:12 » |
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I often just sit on the throne at work so I don't have interact with any fuckwits for 10 minutes.
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« Reply #22660 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 14:06:47 » |
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I often just sit on the throne at work so I don't have interact with any fuckwits for 10 minutes.
What do you do at the football?  |
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« Reply #22661 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 14:07:57 » |
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I often just sit on the throne at work so I don't have interact with any fuckwits for 10 minutes.
haha I do that quite often as well! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #22662 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 14:09:33 » |
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im the same, im trying to keep up with the 8 glasses a day and i swear people at work think i have a problem.
I have the bladder of a small child which is really irritating! Made 10 times worse when out on the piss in busy pubs. I'm tempted to start wearing a colostomy bag out to save losing drinking time to toilet visits. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #22663 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 14:50:22 » |
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I've found a clear plastic tube into Jacko's pocket works wonders. He just thinks he's done it himself  |
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« Reply #22664 on: Thursday, March 10, 2016, 17:34:34 » |
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I have the bladder of a small child which is really irritating!
Made 10 times worse when out on the piss in busy pubs. I'm tempted to start wearing a colostomy bag out to save losing drinking time to toilet visits.
that's a bit drastic, do you shit a lot when you're out as well? |
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