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« Reply #22665 on: Friday, March 11, 2016, 19:34:24 »

The 8 glasses thing is a myth.

Not that you should be put off drinking more water, but everything from food to a cuppa adds to your water intake. The idea that you should actually sit down and force yourself to glug the stuff pint by pint just seems like one of those goals you only set up to fail, really. Especially if you're literally just pissing it away!
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« Reply #22666 on: Friday, March 11, 2016, 23:25:44 »

I've found a clear plastic tube into Jacko's pocket works wonders. He just thinks he's done it himself Smiley

 
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« Reply #22667 on: Friday, March 11, 2016, 23:48:58 »



Spotted this near Fulham's ground today, anyone on here responsible?
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« Reply #22668 on: Saturday, March 12, 2016, 12:58:11 »

The 8 glasses thing is a myth.

Not that you should be put off drinking more water, but everything from food to a cuppa adds to your water intake. The idea that you should actually sit down and force yourself to glug the stuff pint by pint just seems like one of those goals you only set up to fail, really. Especially if you're literally just pissing it away!
The main thing I've always struggled with with that is what they mean by 8 glasses anyway? What size glass? Tumbler? Half pint? Shot glass? One of those massive Bierkeller stein things?
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« Reply #22669 on: Saturday, March 12, 2016, 13:27:17 »

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I often just sit on the throne at work so I don't have interact with any fuckwits for 10 minutes.
how else can you surf the web in peace?.

our place got movement activated lights in the toilet.. sometimes they go out and I have to use my phone flash to find the door lock.
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« Reply #22670 on: Saturday, March 12, 2016, 13:28:54 »

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im the same, im trying to keep up with the 8 glasses a day and i swear people at work think i have a problem.
I have the bladder of a small child which is really irritating!

Made 10 times worse when out on the piss in busy pubs. I'm tempted to start wearing a colostomy bag out to save losing drinking time to toilet visits.


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« Reply #22671 on: Sunday, March 13, 2016, 21:05:14 »

Was random thinking earlier - I miss the old days of the Cheltenham betting game, frittering away our eovils!
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« Reply #22672 on: Sunday, March 13, 2016, 23:17:45 »



Spotted this near Fulham's ground today, anyone on here responsible?

Not me but I do carry a few stickers in my wallet in case i go to reading or oxford grounds for work stuff. How big is that anyway? It could be 10mm or 10 metres
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« Reply #22673 on: Monday, March 14, 2016, 11:32:36 »

how else can you surf the web in peace?.

our place got movement activated lights in the toilet.. sometimes they go out and I have to use my phone flash to find the door lock.
Why not just move?
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« Reply #22674 on: Monday, March 14, 2016, 11:53:19 »

Reading about batch's bowel movements on a Monday morning Sad
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« Reply #22675 on: Monday, March 14, 2016, 12:34:47 »

Why not just move?

Well, good question, but I did think of that. The censors, wherever they are, don't cover the  cubicals
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« Reply #22676 on: Monday, March 14, 2016, 15:24:39 »

Chuck a paper aeroplane over the stall door
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« Reply #22677 on: Monday, March 14, 2016, 15:43:28 »

Innovative. I may try a bog roll.
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« Reply #22678 on: Monday, March 14, 2016, 15:45:03 »

Just leave the door open.
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« Reply #22679 on: Monday, March 14, 2016, 16:17:39 »

I often just sit on the throne at work so I don't have interact with any fuckwits for 10 minutes.

I always used to take a dump at work, may as well do it in someone elses time....
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