Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 13:15:59 » |
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Middle Lane Drivers
I'm pottering down the motorway on the inside lane when its quiet and you come upto some cunt doing 60 in the middle lane when they can clearly move over! :x
Buying shoes
"Hi, have you got these in a size 10?". The sales assistant goes offa nd comes back "Sorry sir, we haven't got any in a ten, but have them in a size 8..."
Size fucking 8, why the fuck would i want a size 8 when i'm size 10! :x
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Spud
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 13:17:56 » |
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Your lucky, im a size 11 and every time i ask for a pair of size 11's they fuck off for 5 minutes and then come back saying we've got them in an size 7!, "ace, i'll take em'!" :roll:
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DV
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 13:31:43 » |
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I once picked one of the display, which was a size 8...my size....and I asked the woman.....
'do you have these in a size 8 please?'
she replies with
'this one is a size 8'
me
'yeah, I know....but I have two feet'
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Spud
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 13:34:34 » |
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I once picked one of the display, which was a size 8...my size....and I asked the woman.....
'do you have these in a size 8 please?'
she replies with
'this one is a size 8'
me
'yeah, I know....but I have two feet'  ace. |
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Mexicano Rojo
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 14:22:03 » |
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fuckin people
i fuckin hate people, they get in my way, they talk shit, fuckin generally annoy me, cunts the lot of them.
and places, i fuckin hate places, there just there arent they.
and food, i fuckin hate food, it takes ages to cook and then you eat it in five minutes and its gone. cunting food.
sexy girls,
i fuckin hate sexy girls because they are so fuckin sexy and they wont let me wank on them, what the fuck is that about?
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STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 14:25:05 » |
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Men - nuff said
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Mexicano Rojo
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 14:26:20 » |
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oh yeah and people on this forum.
GET A FUCKIN GRIP. cunts.
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Amir
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 14:35:21 » |
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i fuckin hate sexy girls because they are so fuckin sexy and they wont let me wank on them, what the fuck is that about?
Fucking teases :shake: |
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Sade
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 14:50:22 » |
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Bristol - enough said
Bath- too many tourists
And most of all, when you go shopping and theres women with push chairs just stood in the middle of the isles pissing about and your trying to shop. When you say 'excuse me' they give you a dirty look. Bitches. Get the fack out my way.
Builders - perverts. a complimate when they stare at you ? No.
I'm going to think of some more, I feel like having a proper good rant.
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 14:58:04 » |
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you're not a grumpy old man
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Sade
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 15:02:48 » |
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Me, or yeovil ?
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Whits
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 15:03:36 » |
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yeovil
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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Mexicano Rojo
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 15:05:55 » |
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yeah but she likes to sleep with grumpy old men  |
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pauld
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 15:20:44 » |
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fuckin people
i fuckin hate people, they get in my way, they talk shit, fuckin generally annoy me, cunts the lot of them.
and places, i fuckin hate places, there just there arent they.
and food, i fuckin hate food, it takes ages to cook and then you eat it in five minutes and its gone. cunting food.
sexy girls,
i fuckin hate sexy girls because they are so fuckin sexy and they wont let me wank on them, what the fuck is that about?  Class |
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lumpimynci
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, April 16, 2006, 15:47:58 » |
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Actually, now that I come to think of it, middle management tossers who are apparently incapable of speaking English and have instead to rely on throwing corporate buzzwords around in the hope that they sound smart even though they couldn't leverage a fart if it sat up and begged for them
Eh? Could we have that in English
And you're right. I think there are some aggression issues.
Me. I love everything and everybody. Except Ironside who can fuck off and die the Nazi cunt. |
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