A Grumpy Old Men Thread

[PHIL!!!!]

People who stop and chat in high streets.

If I can just contain pavement rage being stuck behind some window gawping plodder there's nothing worse than those idiots that stop dead blocking the way of those that want to get somewhere.

Haha! It's normally old women that tend to stop directly infront of you and everyway you move to get passed, she does too.......It's fookin annoying!

[PHIL!!!!]

Moan about non football related stuff here in a grumpy old man style..

Buses

They have a correct change only policy in Swindon  which would be fine if they didnt change the prices every week.I dont get the Bus very often so how am I supposed to know what the correct change is?They either want people to use public transport or they dont!Its an obvious scam to get more money out of unsuspecting mugs like me.

Down with buses :x

I got on a unilink bus the other day, put a pound coin down on the coin tray thing (flat fare for everywhere). The bus driver looks at me blankly and said "that's a pound."

Well done you can obviously count money as well as drive a bus. Shame about your people skills you cunt. So I said "yes it is". Only when he realised I wasn't going to ask him what he meant did he tell me that the fare had risen to £1.20 the previous week. Bet he was well proud of himself the silly little arse.

  Ace

[walrus]

Like Pablo  

 

But that's what everyone calls me!  I had Paul and my uni mates complained, I have Pablo and friends at home want me to change it to Pauletta...!

[Ben Wah Balls]

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole.

[Nomoreheroes]

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole.

Not like you.......Wow!

NMH

[Sussex]

Pablo Picasso never acted like one.

(probably)

[Nomoreheroes]

Pablo Picasso never acted like one.

(probably)

Urrrggh ? Don't recall that line in the Bowie song. Or am I thinking at a tangent again ?

NMH

[Sussex]

Think I should have quoted BWB! You got there too quick NMH.