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« Reply #30 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 19:04:24 » |
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Demand will go through the floor thanks to the Daily Mail-ites, it'll be cheap as chips.
However, chips aren't really that cheap though, are they? A bag of soggy ones from Roughmoor take away is about £2. Mind you, if I can get the aforementioned lump of pork fillet for that I would be knocking out pan fried escalopes like nobody's business. |
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 19:07:32 » |
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Demand will go through the floor thanks to the Daily Mail-ites, it'll be cheap as chips.
I herd that too. |
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, April 27, 2009, 21:40:24 » |
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You don't look like you have flu. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, April 28, 2009, 17:01:40 » |
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7 people from Wiltshire being tested according to the news.
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, April 28, 2009, 17:42:40 » |
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My friend Fabiola (who is coming to visit in june -gulp) says mexico city has totally closed down, all bars, restaurants, shops, museums, gyms, cinemas. she says its starting to go a bit mental there.
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 09:52:06 » |
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"The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."
"Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though."
"Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly."
"So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humour?"
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 14:47:53 » |
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Ime getting worried cos ime covered in rashers.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 14:49:35 » |
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It's the aporkalypse!
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 14:50:44 » |
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Apparently its rife in Bolton...as they follow the trotters.
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 15:02:28 » |
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It's the aporkalypse!
That made me laugh more than it should have done. As did Sippo's "oinkment" thing. Well done sirs |
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 15:05:32 » |
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This could get boaring. good to see a few people sow-ing the seeds of humour though.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 20:04:35 » |
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Should be a crackling atmosphere there on saturday.
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 20:06:54 » |
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I'm not well, I can fillet.
I am next for the chop unless it is gammon Saturday.
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009, 21:42:31 » |
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Bored on your way to work on a crowded tube / train / bus?
Pretend to phone a friend, talk loudly about getting back last night from a fantastic 4 week tour of mexico.
Then sneeze.
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