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« Reply #105 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:54:05 » |
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Shit me what a weekend, I've never cried so much, or eaten so little in my life! It transpires this guy seems to like her, and she likes him. We're on a break, and will see what she thinks. We were going for a normal weekend then having it out on Monday, but KT made me realise how fucking stupid that was. We had it out, and it doesn't make for good listening. I'm pretty much reocvered now, though I still want her. I just hope that the 5% chance we have of carrying on comes into fruition. Maybe I should spend the next 3 or 4 weeks getting a 6-pack?!
Alas I didn't get to twat the guy - he wasn't there.... So I pissed in his orange juice and added some washing up liquid, dropped a few a pubes in and smeared my cock on the rim for good measure!! :evil: That's what I call a cocktail! Women are mainly cunts in my experience. Harsh...............................................but fair. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #106 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:56:22 » |
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I won't have that Edinburgh.... They've got tits as well.  |
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« Reply #107 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:58:17 » |
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I won't have that Edinburgh.... They've got tits as well. Yeah, and some of them have quite magnificent ones! Never trust a woman. They all either want 2 things, money or cock. (Or minge if they eat from the bushy plate) |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #108 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:01:53 » |
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Sorry to hear that mate. Now pull yourself together and get me to 'uddersfield  |
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« Reply #109 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:04:34 » |
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I dont get why you wouldnt want to be single when your 18 and at uni?
Especially with you hair!
Shag some more fat Chinese Swindon fans that'll sort you.
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« Reply #110 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:05:40 » |
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I dont get why you wouldnt want to be single when your 18 and at uni?
Especially with you hair!
Shag some more fat Chinese Swindon fans that'll sort you.  |
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« Reply #111 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:06:03 » |
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Sorry 2 ere how things have turned out 4 u Wal, but fuck it, i know it hurts like fuck but there is just someone waiting for you, its only time till u meet them!
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« Reply #112 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:06:36 » |
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yepvil's right mate, chin up and just enjoy your freedom
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« Reply #113 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:06:53 » |
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Eh spud, u know me and Karen have split
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« Reply #114 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:07:30 » |
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But my girlfriend is great - we get on well together, and she's fucking awesome in bed. Singledom does have it's pluses, and I know a long-distance relationship has it's drawbacks, but I don't want it to end, not like this. I'd hate to be rejected for another bloke!
Fuck Huddersfield, Wise Men Say made me cry on Saturday, I can't take it. I'll go if you promise you won't sing.
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« Reply #115 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:07:42 » |
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You're at Uni Walrus, enjoy yourself fella.
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« Reply #116 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:09:33 » |
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Dex loves these threads |
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« Reply #117 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:09:56 » |
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But my girlfriend is great - we get on well together, and she's fucking awesome in bed. Singledom does have it's pluses, and I know a long-distance relationship has it's drawbacks, but I don't want it to end, not like this. I'd hate to be rejected for another bloke!
Fuck Huddersfield, Wise Men Say made me cry on Saturday, I can't take it. I'll go if you promise you won't sing. I won't Mate, I don't really know what to say otherwise. If she's with someone else then perhaps you're better off out of it? |
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« Reply #118 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:11:14 » |
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Dex loves these threads i can just imagine the response he'll put on here when (if) he bothers reading it i'd always shag you if you're feeling lonely walrus |
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« Reply #119 on: Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:12:34 » |
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Dex loves these threads i can just imagine the response he'll put on here when (if) he bothers reading it i'd always shag you if you're feeling lonely walrusI might hold you to that! Dave I wish it was that simple. But 19 months, and a great 19 months at that, isn't something I would throw away lightly. She gave me a handjob just before I left, so who knows what she wants? I don't think she knows herself... |
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