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« on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:09:56 » |
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This might cheer you up, hearing my tale of woe. This weekend was billed as one of the best - FM2006 coming out, Swindon at home, visiting the girlfriend - ideal weekend!
My girlfriend has now told me she wants to talk to me about something - words of death. I asked her if everything was okay between us and she ignored that, so I'm bricking it now. I was so looking forward to this weekend but now I'm just dreading it. I'll be at the Town game worrying. I am crap at switching off - FM06 may help, it has yet to be seen!
In addition to this I feel awful after 4 hours sleep and a heavy night last night followed by a bit too much weed for my puny lungs... I have to write about the Oedipus complex but I really can't be bothered. Urrrrggggghhhh.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:12:05 » |
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Maybe she is up the duff?  |
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:13:42 » |
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Just have some more weed.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:14:55 » |
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Which girlfriend?
The God Botherer or the Fat Chink?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:16:25 » |
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Maybe she is up the duff? That's what I was thinking. Good luck! |
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:20:26 » |
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Maybe she is up the duff? And there was Walrus, thinking he was just going to get dumped  |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:29:02 » |
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Whats teh saying:
What goes around comes around!
Your fucked mate, she must have met a bloke at bristol uni!
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:33:49 » |
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Whats teh saying:
What goes around comes around!
Your fucked mate, she must have met a bloke at bristol uni! ...or at Aston Gate. :| |
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walrus
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:35:08 » |
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Which girlfriend?
The God Botherer or the Fat Chink? The God-Botherer. We had a pregnancy scare a couple of weeks ago so it's not that - she'd tell me over the phone. I'm fucked aren't I!  P.S.: The one who Sonic and Dave fancy (the fat Chink) is not my girlfriend! She was a one-nighter in my free and single week at uni before I got back with my missus.... |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:39:23 » |
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So the girl at Bentford - is she really a town fan, or was she wearing one of your shirts?
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walrus
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:40:23 » |
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Genuine Town Fan, and season ticket holder I believe. She was going to the game and I'd have felt mean if I hadn't offered her a lift. It wasn't too awkward so all in all a good day!
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:40:27 » |
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so she is not the one that gave you a wank in the woods? How many birds do you have? |
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:41:18 » |
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so she is not the one that gave you a wank in the woods? How many birds do you have? My girlfriend did that soapy tit wank. There's only two! I've only been with China-woman once, when I was smashed. |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:43:27 » |
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so she is not the one that gave you a wank in the woods? How many birds do you have? He's being greedy isn't he, while at the same time making the male of the species look bad to boot. |
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 14:44:49 » |
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Fucking hell I'm being portrayed as some kind of pimp! I'm quite boring - just a girlfriend of 20 odd months and one minor misdemeanor (when we weren't going out!). I've never two-timed anyone... Mainly 'cos I couldn't! |
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