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« Reply #60 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 11:56:46 »

I pay a tenner every 3 or 4 weeks. Might start doing my own. 1 or 2 back and sides 4 on top. What could go wrong?

Nothing can go wrong.  Mrs Chunkyhair does mine, 1 round back and sides, 2/3 on top. Piece of piss, never going to barbers again.
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« Reply #61 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 12:11:23 »

Nothing can go wrong.  Mrs Chunkyhair does mine, 1 round back and sides, 2/3 on top. Piece of piss, never going to barbers again.
That all tends to suggest your username may be slightly misleading
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« Reply #62 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 12:16:29 »

male pattern baldness. haha bitches.

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« Reply #63 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 12:17:04 »

Piece of piss, never going to barbers again.

Where will you get "something for the weekend"?  (Obscure social history reference, lost on the less than ancient)
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« Reply #64 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 12:32:58 »

You from wantage?

nope, but my dad lives there.
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« Reply #65 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 12:43:53 »

Where will you get "something for the weekend"?  (Obscure social history reference, lost on the less than ancient)

I am not sure that this should be regarded as an obscure reference.
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« Reply #66 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 13:21:24 »

£35 for hair and beard, every 3-4 weeks for me. I think that's about mid-range. It's 45-60 mins of someone's time and there's no chance I'd expect someone to do that for much less when you consider costs too.

No 1 all over as temporary measure right now.
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« Reply #67 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 13:39:47 »

£35 for hair and beard, every 3-4 weeks for me. I think that's about mid-range. It's 45-60 mins of someone's time and there's no chance I'd expect someone to do that for much less when you consider costs too.

No 1 all over as temporary measure right now.

Beard? Haven't you got a beard trimmer, used to be great when I had a beard. Or do you have it styled?
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« Reply #68 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 14:20:00 »

Fiver a go about 3 or 4 times a year for maintenance of flowing locks & beard at George's in Gorse Hill.
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« Reply #69 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 14:44:27 »

Beard? Haven't you got a beard trimmer, used to be great when I had a beard. Or do you have it styled?

I have but honestly, I enjoy it and it looks better when someone else does it. It's the only hour of the month I sit still and just stop everything too.
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« Reply #70 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 14:47:45 »

For £35 i'd be expecting a blowie too
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey

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« Reply #71 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 15:05:50 »

I always used to go to Stan’s up Old Town. If his missus did it you’d get the occasional tit rub.
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« Reply #72 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 15:35:55 »

Brian's the barbers in Ferndale road during the late 70's & 80's £5 and a condom machine on the wall near the till Eek
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« Reply #73 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 15:46:40 »

Here’s an admission.

I have never ever, not once used a condom.
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« Reply #74 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 21:22:09 »

One of our old Barber Shops called IVANS used to sell Dildos and Vibrators. Handwritten sign in the window;

"12 Inch Black Mamba"

A very, very true story.
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