I am trapped in my own home

[RobertT]

I once put a broken lawnmower out the front of my house, in prep to take it down the tip.  The next morning it had vanished, job done I thought, thank fuck for the local scavs.  3 days later it bloody reappeared, since when did Theft come with a fucking warranty?

Couldn't someone scrub together a bit of an obstacle course down the alley?  Just sufficient so that she can get through, but hard enough to create some great spectator moments if her scooter skills aren't up to much.

[Bennett]

pics or GTFO.

twat. it was dark
i'll get one tomorrow morning

[Flashheart]

Has it been moved yet? 

[DMR]

I once put a broken lawnmower out the front of my house, in prep to take it down the tip.  The next morning it had vanished, job done I thought, thank fuck for the local scavs.  3 days later it bloody reappeared, since when did Theft come with a fucking warranty?

Couldn't someone scrub together a bit of an obstacle course down the alley?  Just sufficient so that she can get through, but hard enough to create some great spectator moments if her scooter skills aren't up to much.

This made me laugh so hard I poked myself in the eye with my fucking pen.

[4D]

Seriously?  Bennett - you could turn yourself into a knight in shining armour by moving it elsewhere!

He'd probably get done for theft 

[Bert Heads head]

  You guys are sick, sick, sick, SICK, FUCKING PUERILE SICK. Haven't you got anything better to do, poor fat lady, stuck in her own home. I suppose this thread comes under the "80% Bollocks" section.

Thank you once again.

[herthab]

This made me laugh so hard I poked myself in the eye with my fucking pen.

Obviously not hard enough.

[kerry red]

I bet it smells of piss . . .

. . .  and the mattress dont look too good, either